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Old 13th Mar 2013, 23:46
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Farnborough Home of British Aviation to offer Mile-high Sex Flights

Mile-high club - not yet a member and want to Join? - Farnborough has the Answer. See here: Mile-high sex flights from Farnborough airport - News - gethampshire

Has to be a first for everything. It gave me a smile!
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Come again?
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Do they ask if you would like a hand with that



Just book a cheap flight to Spain
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Ah but have you done it in the cockpit bunk Mrs Smith?

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Flights last one hour, although Wish points out that extended flight times can be arranged upon request
Can you get a discounted rate by the minute? Or how about "A mile from the Terminal" whilst still on the ground? Could be much cheaper in these austere times...
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I believe the aircraft is fitted with ejaculation seats.
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Ejaculation seats... quality

Anyone out there join the Inter-City club....
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Basically, who the "F" cares ???
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Good theme for 2014 Farnborough

Good theme for Farnborough 2014 and it could entail laying on some freebies and goodies such as a bit of circuit bashing over the show :P

I thought for us rotary wing professionals, that we should set up the 'Metre High Club' with our choppers at low level especially penetrating the wet jungle

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Any Mountain over 5280ft would suffice. Just pandering to people with more money than sense.
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I've done it doggy style over Labrador.

Woof, woof!
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over Labrador or 'a' Labrador??
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Hmmm cabin crew job going there maybe
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Old 15th Mar 2013, 13:25
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Any Mountain over 5280ft would suffice. Just pandering to people with more money than sense.


Ultimately, has money any other purpose than to get more hedonistic pleasure?

He who has the most toys and best women, wins.

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£5000!!!!! Jeeez, you get shafted before you even leave the ground!
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"Ultimately, has money any other purpose than to get more hedonistic pleasure?

He who has the most toys and best women, wins."


The old fat one.

Agree, but using the money to get laid ?

Buy more toys or a toy to attract the women !!!
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Sorry but I find this very hard to swallow !
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Apparently the mechanics are all busy jacking up the aircraft!
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I looking forward to Slashers response to this,unless of course he's already rostered
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I looking forward to Slashers response to this,unless of course he's already rostered
I am sure he will have a trip report posted soon
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