Rest Home for Tired Name Badges

[bad livin']

I'm almost p**ssing myself too hard to type but please pass my apologies on for misquoting Mr Clamp, and wish him well in his more relaxing years.

[A D Mate]

At last, something worthy of my time and intellect!
Some of the Ipswich Dullards were known as the Belvoir brothers:
Justin Cider-Belvoir
Ben de Belvoir-over
and the German exchange officer whose real christian name was Amman:
Amman Cider-Belvoir
Had to retire one name badge very early though. I thought R Soles was a good handle till I got the badge which read:
56 (F) Sqn R Soles
maybe not to far from the truth but the boss didn't like it, even after I unpicked the last S.

you've got to hold on tight!

[high spirits]

The Russian SU-27 female - flying ace - cum prostitute:
"Nic-Arzofalot"
Must be a candidate!

[Thud_and_Blunder]

Via Spike Milligan, there was also the Russian nearly-an-ace Vladinear Shotitoff...

[milligan]

Write your own Thud!

The alphabet family are queueing for assimilation..

Abe E Seedy
Jake A Ellamen
Ella Menno
Kale Emmenopee

[meslag]

knew a russian lad called Yukan Fucov...

[Skycop]

Norma Snockers

I / she used to post on PPRuNe back in them early days of 1995. Got a few people going that she was real when she objected to sexist overtones on the flightdeck.

Oh to be only 39 again (no, not chest you sexist b*st*rds!)

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

For our journo and army colleagues there was Mr and Mrs Torial and their sons Eddie and Terry.

[Thud_and_Blunder]

I think that bloke who keeps muttering "you ain't seen me, right?" had a badge with Ian Cognito on it.

[Nozzles]

Never forget our old friends Buck Kinnear, Matt Lowe and Willy Hackett (who is a real person)

[Cacciatore]

Akrotiri schoolie in the bar one Friday afternoon - 'Is your name really Warwick?' 'No, it's a party badge, my surname's Hunt'. Schoolie looks puzzled and turns to mates in far corner of the bar. 'I don't get this', she says in a loud voice, 'This guy's called Warwick Hunt'. The blushes came soon after.

[STANDTO]

Does anyone remember Neil Down?

What about SMURF at cranditz. (Handle given to the longest serving officer on medical holding ie S(enior) M(eddical Holder) EU(ropean) F(orces)

[alleycat]

.....Lance Boyle - where are you?

[Grey Area]

Don't forget Don Givachitz

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

What about:
Matt St-Fringer
Billy Nomates
Charlie Verified
Roger Wilco
Roland DePart
Matt Scrosser
Hugh Anchor
Sir Kitt Heiht
Maj Lee Garsole
Stu Pidd

etc etc etc.. can they have a home too?

[The Nr Fairy]

Anyone know a Mike Hock ?

[Big_Mach]

No, but I know Mike Oxlong

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You never know when a comedy name badge will drop you in the poo ..... a moustachioed puma pilot with a polish name was loitering near a tree wearing a 'Harry the Bastard' name badge and contemplating his navel.. he did not see the person who approached him saying "Ah, Harry the Bastard I have a job for you". He started his reply boldly "That's Mister Bastard to you sonny" ....looked up.. "Ahhhhhhh sorry... Colonel...."

[Roger D'Erassoff]

Couple of bar stewards I've met due to head your way soon......

Jack Eulation and Isaac Cumming

[oldpinger]

Used to be a band down in sunny kernow called 'Collective Friction' ,not bad either