You never know when a comedy name badge will drop you in the poo ..... a moustachioed puma pilot with a polish name was loitering near a tree wearing a 'Harry the Bastard' name badge and contemplating his navel.. he did not see the person who approached him saying "Ah, Harry the Bastard I have a job for you". He started his reply boldly "That's Mister Bastard to you sonny" ....looked up.. "Ahhhhhhh sorry... Colonel...."