Women

[Aldergrove Einstein]

Proof that girls are Evil.

First we state that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time x Money

Additionally, we know that time is money:

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money
= (Money)^2

And because money is the root of all evil:

Money = /(Evil)

Girls = /(Evil)^2

Girls = Evil

Q.E.D.

[This message has been edited by Aldergrove Einstein (edited 21 May 2001).]

[opso]

Sadly Girls = Time + Money not Time x Money, so the result isn't true unless the only money you were going to fork out was £2. In which case, I'm not suprised you only get the evil ones.

[Davaar]

Also, the quotation is: "..the love of money is the root of all evil". 1 Timothy 6: 10. To love women in any practical way is to spend money,and to love money is inconsistent with spending. Love of money does not equal love of women. False premise. Religion does keep cropping up.

[AffirmBrest]

But Money is spent every Time you are with girls (£40 a time where I'm from), therefore it is true that

Girls = Time x Money

And those girls can be evil (£20 extra)

AB

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[kbf1]

Whenever I meet good looking women I am always in a state of - (neg) money. Therefore according to Newtonian first principles (actions having equal and opposite reactions) the women become pure "good", while my intentions are "evil" The net result, however, is always at best J, the square root of FA.

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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic HERD!

[bigbuxomblonde]

Einstein must be from Yorkshire, not Aldergrove.

[The Mistress]

Nothing wrong with men from Yorkshire - are you sure you're not confusing them with those from further North?

Yours

A big buxom brunette from Yorkshire xxx

[bigbuxomblonde]

No confusion.

In my limited experience, tasty but tight...or should I say 'careful'

[L J R]

Maybe I've missed something. I'm from Yorkshire, and I like girls....

[SH Monkey]

Girls.... can't kill 'em, can't hunt 'em for sport....

[ragspanner]

If it were not for a certain orifice ,there would not be enough lorries to 'cart' the bodies away !.

[The Mistress]

SH Monkey meet ragspanner. Ragspanner this is SH Monkey. You two should get along fine.

Remind me not to catch the 49 bus. (See Jet Blast - Mile High thread).

[This message has been edited by The Mistress (edited 26 May 2001).]

[bigbuxomblonde]

I'm with you Mistress.

LJR...he sounds like our sort of guy

[Kiting for Boys]

Earlier in the week, I was at a pre-election Hustings meeting here. The Loony candidate had changed his name by deed poll to Flash Gordon Approaching.

A young woman stood up and said 'For every pound a man earns, a woman earns eighty-one pence....what do the candidates' manifestos have to say about that?'

FGA was given the mike to reply first.
With no hesitation he observed 'For every pound a man earns, the woman spends one pound twentyfive...'

Uprorious laughter all round, even from highly PC candidates.

[snaggletooth]

True, women cost in the filthy lucre department, but if you want to play (and what red blooded male doesn't) you've got to pay, n'est ce que pas?

And what's wrong with men north of Yorkshire?

[The Mistress]

Hey Snags welcome back. Nothing's wrong with men from further North - indeed my own Daddy was from South Shields. I am sure you are aware of the perception of kilt wearers though.

I've heard people call Yorkshiremen 'tight' before (in a monetary sense) - my memories are of warm generous people. That's all

Where's my penguin?

[SH Monkey]

Mistress & BigB

does this mean that the 2v1 is cnx.... I'm gutted.... No, I'm over it......

[Larrikin]

KBF, I put The Mistress ahead on points, at the moment! I know there's a chemistry between you really! Time to kiss and make up?!!
Regards L

[Larrikin]

Whoops!! Sorry - managed to "cross-thread" the last one, but you get my drift!!

[snaggletooth]

Dunno my love, where d'ya leave it?

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