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Old 15th Jun 2001, 18:23
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I’m a blooody sootherner, but Yorkshire has cost me loads over the last 15 years! I fell for a Yorkshire lass, not just for her physical attributes but also for those mega Yorkshire puds with onion gravy and the fantastic fish & chips.

Sadly, my marriage is a thing of the past. God, I miss those Yorkshire puds and fish & chips

Mistress, you can cook for me any time you like. Talk about bikes, leather and other peccadilloes by all means – just give me large helpings of proper food

You lot really underestimate this very fine lady
 
Old 15th Jun 2001, 20:05
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Wow!

Ain't that the truth Biggles. Story of my life

Now about that cooking ... yes, I said cooking ...
 
Old 15th Jun 2001, 22:26
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That's the wonderful thing about a Yorkshire accent - so many other interesting things rhyme with 'cook'
 
Old 15th Jun 2001, 23:38
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Of course it's a bit of fun...goes without saying I hope and by no stretch of the imagination could I be called a teenager

Are you saying that good food precludes the rest Biggles? The idea of peccadilloes is very appealing, with or without the leathers and d'you know...I've never heard a Yorkshireman say 'book' ? Am I missing something?

Ich kann nicht Deutsch sprechen Mistress...
 
Old 16th Jun 2001, 10:58
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Well, TM, even if they do have dinner-before-tea, at least on your side of the Pennines the food isn't as awful as pig pancreas pie or udder and horrid bits pud that the clog, shawl and whippet mob overrrrr therrrrrr eat! Apart, that is from those $odding horrible 'mushy peas'.....
But those who used to be based at Scargill International Airport knew very well why there were so many railways, motorways and even 2 aerodromes at D*nc*st*r - to escape from the place!

Sorry to stir up the forthcoming row, but I understand that what is now called 'Yorkshire Pudding' in fact originated in France!
 
Old 16th Jun 2001, 12:55
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Quite so BEags - now you know why I live just down the road from you! Haven't been back much since my parents went to meet their maker. V. fond memories of Scargill International - that's where a bunch of Nav studes forced Nil nos down onto one knee and made him ask for my hand in marriage. I still haven't forgiven them yet! (I was too p*ssed to refuse).

Still can't tempt you to mushy peas yet then?
 
Old 18th Jun 2001, 12:47
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TM,

This is scary:

"we might have the same grandma"

"haven't been back much since my parents went to meet their maker"

"a bunch of nav studes forced nil nos down on one knee to propose at Scargill International"

"you live just down the road from BEagles"

Do we both have secret lives?
 
Old 18th Jun 2001, 15:26
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Could be - but if yours is a secret, how would I know
 
Old 18th Jun 2001, 18:04
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BBB - you might be missing something - but I don't think it's that old English classic Meat & Two Veg
 
Old 19th Jun 2001, 09:30
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What a very ambiguous comment Biggles


What if I were to tell you I often go Vegetarian?
 
Old 19th Jun 2001, 12:21
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Then you may as well howl at a celestial globe. Biggles likes his meat well done!
 
Old 19th Jun 2001, 13:08
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You tell 'em Mistress
 
Old 20th Jun 2001, 01:25
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Man cannot live by bread (or meat) alone.
 
Old 20th Jun 2001, 02:02
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...or meat and two veg
 
Old 20th Jun 2001, 13:19
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Indeed. You are a prime example of one who is suffering from starvation of wit and originality

 
Old 20th Jun 2001, 14:34
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Or pie in the sky perhaps?
 
Old 21st Jun 2001, 04:08
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I have only just got back.
I am all for joining in all this sexual innendo but I am totally ficking confused.
Is this thread about women, sex, Northerners, yorkshire puddings, bikers, knitting or what?

Confused? I am and you may be!
 
Old 21st Jun 2001, 04:13
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All of the above

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Lend me £10, I'll buy you a drink & Mother wake me early in the morning...
 
Old 21st Jun 2001, 10:00
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All of the above and, judging by TM's last comment, 'cats' as well
 
Old 21st Jun 2001, 10:10
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What's the matter sweetie - can't take your own medicine

Stoke me and I purr
 


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