Women

[Biggles Flies Undone]

Come on bbb - thought you were made of sterner stuff than that!

You mil boys are supposed to have banter down to an art form

[PilotsPal]

BBB

Speaking of "buxom", exactly where are you on the scale of feminine dimensions? Not relying on the new Gossard inflatable, are you?

[bigbuxomblonde]

Me? Stern? You make me sound like a school mistress...if you'll pardon the term

I'm allergic to cats Mistress

Actually PP I'm not big at all...quite petite. However...I have it on good authority that 'buxom' is an appropriate way of describing some of my attributes

[Biggles Flies Undone]

You mean you've got a big arse?

Or are we talking family jewels here?

[The Mistress]

Perhaps you have more of an affinity with dogs bbb?

A petite person cannot be described as big or buxom. Perhaps in reality you are a little bald bloke. How disappointing for the red-blooded males on this forum.

You can see Pilots Pal's attributes on the Bash forum and a very attractive lady she is too. Can you compete?

[bigbuxomblonde]

You know what they say about baldness and virility...

However, sorry to disappoint you Mistress but no...wrong again

And speaking of dogs...

If you like big bums Biggles then there's no hope for us

[The Mistress]

There's no hope for you anyway.

No problems attracting members of the opposite sex here. But then I'm sure of my gender. We're just not sure of yours

[Biggles Flies Undone]

Errrrrrrrmmmmm... Game Set & Match methinks Mistress