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Old 20th Jan 2012, 12:16
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Dog ugly

Some serious performance though..........I know this has been discussed before but.....still, ugly full of grunt beast and a bitch to land!

The POMS own pig.....

E.E. LIGHTNING PROMO 1960s - YouTube

But not because it has its nose down amongst the weeds.....
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 12:49
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Beauty is, as they say, in the eye of the beholder.
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 13:04
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Don't be so hard on yourself Flieg, I'm sure your not that bad.

The operation to remove your eyelid from your rectum isn't too painful and once done, will remove your ****ty outlook on things. Only then will you realise the full beauty of the Lightning!
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 13:57
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Ah! This were the days.

I had always wanted to be the "intelligence' behind the radar that.....'' (1.22'ish) but sadly never quite got to that level and had to just settle for flying it.
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You lucky so and so, BOAC
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 16:09
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Oh dear, I can feel another 'frightening' thread coming on...........................

It is odd, really - I never set out as lad 'wanting' to fly it, but thoroughly enjoyed it when I did, and it never let me down despite all the problems it had, but the beastie I REALLY wanted to fly, the Harrier, did
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 16:13
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He clearly missed the 'Lookout' lesson in Groundschool!

Halcyon days, eh?
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 16:15
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"ugly full of grunt beast and a bitch to land!"

Never had trouble landing it myself and it was never ugly!!

Better than sex thats for sure!!
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 16:41
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Better than sex thats for sure!!
- and you could do it several times in a night and keep it up for quite a long time with a bit of help.
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 17:20
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Better than sex thats for sure!!
You're proably doing it wrong, then!

Never flew the beast, but I can't say she was ugly. A fine part of British (excluding Scotland) aviation history.
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 17:51
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Great stuff. Did they change the tires and the engines between every flight?
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 17:52
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Aha, the lovely aircraft I signed up to fly.

Never got near one until I was lucky enough to park alongside them at the Last Lightning show in 1987! Bit late then...
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 18:22
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Did they change the tires and the engines between every flight?

Engines no but with a bad crosswind at Binbrook the main wheels got changed nearly every flight !!

HH2
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Is it just me, or did it look as if the pilot in the vid was nodding off - and it seemed to be a long day into night sortie (I thought the average sortie was about the same length as the actual vid clip...).

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Old 20th Jan 2012, 20:21
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Originally Posted by C Mil
You're proably doing it wrong, then!

Never flew the beast,
- so, can you be 100% sure................?
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Old 20th Jan 2012, 20:23
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The "Ron Burgundy" jazz flute at about 1:11 would be the clincher for me; where can I sign up?
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Old 21st Jan 2012, 00:40
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A good landing in a Lightning was a one you walked away from....

... according to one of their finest.
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Old 21st Jan 2012, 02:58
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I love the bit where the narrator said "without a care in the world".

Except for the fuel guage!
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Old 21st Jan 2012, 03:26
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Better than sex thats for sure!!
The music reminded me of oldschool porn!! Nice share none the less, I got off on it!
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But surely sex lasted longer than a flight in a Lightning - even for you newt!!
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