Female St Andrews Fresher
Well Britney, I'm willing to be taken in hook line and sinker and not only do I talk the talk, I also walk the walk - or I would if I wasn't currently experiencing 45 degrees in the shade.
Forget the fast-jets mates - they'd rather go out with themselves if they could - what you need is a lynx pilot. Feel free to email me at [email protected] and even if it is a windup, you're guaranteed a vaguely amusing reply.
Take it easy,
Forget the fast-jets mates - they'd rather go out with themselves if they could - what you need is a lynx pilot. Feel free to email me at [email protected] and even if it is a windup, you're guaranteed a vaguely amusing reply.
Take it easy,
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It's me again Britney, still thinking of you. Tell me, do you still have you uniform??? 
If I were you I'd be careful of the UAS lot, they tend to talk a good night out and then drink themselves stupid.
Christopher Robin sound like a nice chap for you, if only he wasn't a couple of thousand miles away!! Which leaves........
.....ME, hurrah.
Email me at [email protected] and I'll pop down to take you out on the town. I'll show you the sights of St A's and you can take me to that cheeky students union. Got anywhere for me to stay, I'm banned from the Mess at Leuchars
Get in touch soon before I get bored
If I were you I'd be careful of the UAS lot, they tend to talk a good night out and then drink themselves stupid.
Christopher Robin sound like a nice chap for you, if only he wasn't a couple of thousand miles away!! Which leaves........
.....ME, hurrah.
Email me at [email protected] and I'll pop down to take you out on the town. I'll show you the sights of St A's and you can take me to that cheeky students union. Got anywhere for me to stay, I'm banned from the Mess at Leuchars
Get in touch soon before I get bored
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Well wind up or not all I'll say is if you really want to booze with us you'll find we're the ones who aren't talking about our summer on the European Poker Circuit and daddies new flat in Monaco.
We're more likely the pissed up loons who are clearly the funniest, most charming, best dancing lechourous gits in the place.
Besides at the end of the day sooner or later you'll be in a bar when we'll tell you how great we are.
First to CAP has the lead, brief on guard.
P.s. We can't spell either.
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We're more likely the pissed up loons who are clearly the funniest, most charming, best dancing lechourous gits in the place.
Besides at the end of the day sooner or later you'll be in a bar when we'll tell you how great we are.
First to CAP has the lead, brief on guard.
P.s. We can't spell either.
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Britney
Are these guys for real? They keep blabbering on, you must be quite frustrated by now?
I don't normally do this sort of thing but you seem a genuine lass to me.....I've got 4 spare seats...if you can fill them full of POOOOONNNNTTTAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGG, then I'll gladly drop in to sunny Fife. You do like choppers don't you?
In return, all I ask for is a bag of chips and a deep-fried Mars bar.
Are these guys for real? They keep blabbering on, you must be quite frustrated by now?
I don't normally do this sort of thing but you seem a genuine lass to me.....I've got 4 spare seats...if you can fill them full of POOOOONNNNTTTAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGG, then I'll gladly drop in to sunny Fife. You do like choppers don't you?
In return, all I ask for is a bag of chips and a deep-fried Mars bar.
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Lads, if you all fail with young Britney, and lets be honest - we dont all live in beautiful fife with the joys of the mardigras to take a girl too. Try a scan at www.hotornot.com for more desperate young ladies closer to you! Not that I have checked it out, Ive only heard about it.......its amausing if nothing else.
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Sorry to butt in guys but I do believe I was here first. Chill your 'erbs and get in the queue. I'm 'FINALS, GEAR DOWN' and you're still trying to find initials (especially the UAS ). I'll let you know how it went as soon as I've wined, dined and, well, you know!
Still waiting for the email Brittney.
). I'll let you know how it went as soon as I've wined, dined and, well, you know!Still waiting for the email Brittney.
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Britney, my dear, don't listen to all these young bucks strutting and braying. At times like this you need a more mature man, versed in the ways of the world and with a wallet as thick as the proverbial Boeing 747 pilot's. Besides, there's a chance that more than one of them will be off to keep Chris Robin company.
See you in The Cocktail Bar at 6 then?
See you in The Cocktail Bar at 6 then?
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Bervie-like your thinking me ol'. Another great site you might want to peruse (not that I've looked myself....) is;mingers.com
Lots of turds for the flies to gather on! Britney? I prefer Christina myself....
Lots of turds for the flies to gather on! Britney? I prefer Christina myself....
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Sugar daddy, you should be ashamed of yourself, you sound like you're old enough to be my dad's dad. 
Bingo, you've got more chance with the real Britney!!! EESDL, I'm not surprised you've got spare seats.
Arty, if yu can drag yureself away frum the dickshinary I'd lov to mete up with yu.Seriously guys, we're up for some fun next Fri/Sat if anyone wants to arrange a friendly rendezvous in a St Andrews bar. We want to meet some genuine RAF types and be treated nicely, not oggled and abused. Be good or we won't be bad..........
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Britney, my dear....
I really do wish you the very best of British with this one! You'll be lucky especially bearing in mind your current location 
We want to meet some genuine RAF types and be treated nicely, not oggled and abused.
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My dear,
If you fancy meeting up then I say Oggie's at seven...
Look for the Blue and Yellow rugby top (I'm sure Spacer will be wearing his) as good a night out as you'll get in the RAF methinks
Flip
If you fancy meeting up then I say Oggie's at seven...
Look for the Blue and Yellow rugby top (I'm sure Spacer will be wearing his) as good a night out as you'll get in the RAF methinks
Flip
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Britney Ma'Dear
What you need is a powerful man with a powerful tool (737-200 to the uneducated!) to satisfy your innermost desires. Debonair, sophisticated..., tall... welllll 5'9?... and well spoken (not of though!)
Ready, willing and able.
How about drinks in the R&A bar? Me and a few REAL chaps... not your FJ wussys... they wouldn't be let pass the door let me assure you!
What you need is a powerful man with a powerful tool (737-200 to the uneducated!) to satisfy your innermost desires. Debonair, sophisticated..., tall... welllll 5'9?... and well spoken (not of though!)
Ready, willing and able.
How about drinks in the R&A bar? Me and a few REAL chaps... not your FJ wussys... they wouldn't be let pass the door let me assure you!
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Ok then Flipper, you're on. I know Oggies though. A bit down-market isn't it? I'll come up with a better venue before Friday. Tell me how many you are planning to bring and I'll see how many girls I can get interested; 6 last count. I can't give you my email address as I use the hall's computer but I'll get back to you in the week. You haven't told me anything about yourself. Do you fly the fast noisy ones I see over the sea? We think they're soooooooo cool. Any chance of a flight???
See ya soon, Britney xxxxxxxxxxxx
See ya soon, Britney xxxxxxxxxxxx
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The daughter of a good friend of mine is about to start at St Andy's.
Her father is devoted to her. He is a Rugby Blue. He has many friends and contacts, because, worst of all, he is very rich. When provoked he has been known to be vindictive.
He is a nice man, but I must advise the predators who are currently circling St Andy's freshers to be really careful about the background of their prey.
Just being helpful.
Her father is devoted to her. He is a Rugby Blue. He has many friends and contacts, because, worst of all, he is very rich. When provoked he has been known to be vindictive.
He is a nice man, but I must advise the predators who are currently circling St Andy's freshers to be really careful about the background of their prey.
Just being helpful.
