Britney Ma'Dear
What you need is a powerful man with a powerful tool (737-200 to the uneducated!) to satisfy your innermost desires. Debonair, sophisticated..., tall... welllll 5'9?... and well spoken (not of though!)
Ready, willing and able.
How about drinks in the R&A bar? Me and a few REAL chaps... not your FJ wussys... they wouldn't be let pass the door let me assure you!