What do you do for a living...?
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"I'm a dolphin trainer"
"No you're not, you're a nav stude, I can tell by your watch"
"Hey, look Shaz, he's got one of them fancy stopwatch ones."
"You must be on LLTS then"
"Erm ..."
"Well just watch out for DL4 cos that's when they turn the TANS off on you"
Good old Donny birds!!
"No you're not, you're a nav stude, I can tell by your watch"
"Hey, look Shaz, he's got one of them fancy stopwatch ones."
"You must be on LLTS then"
"Erm ..."
"Well just watch out for DL4 cos that's when they turn the TANS off on you"
Good old Donny birds!!
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Once told a bird that I was a lab technician, the one that lights the cigarettes for the beagles and drops the chemicals into bunny rabbits eyes. Didnt see much of her after that!
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Once told mate's potential ladyfriend (whilst said mate went to point Percy) that he was a Chocolate Consultant for Cadbury's, specialising in Fudge Packing techniques.
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Members of an elite team of Divers, specializing in Marine Underwater Fire Fighting....
Then you only get a slap from the sharons who are both street-wise AND literate
..."supplementary question".....
Then you only get a slap from the sharons who are both street-wise AND literate
..."supplementary question".....
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Underwater cameraman for greenpeace - film to stop the dolphins getting caught up with the tunas in the trawler nets - heroic, but fluffy. Really scary when you nearly get caught up in the net etc....
Once heard of a guy who worked at a garage on the forecourt, pumping tyres and cleaning windscreens, said he was an Airline Executive.
Once heard of a guy who worked at a garage on the forecourt, pumping tyres and cleaning windscreens, said he was an Airline Executive.
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Ex colleague who is now a Group Captain used to tell the ladies he was a lighthouse keeper; I 've been on the light for 3 months and this is my first night of and you are the first lady I've met !
Must have done summat right !
Must have done summat right !
Join Date: Jun 2001
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One line that genuinely used to work with ladies when I was a rock and roll roadie (I 5hit you not) "I might not be the leader of the pack but I am the packer of the leads..."
Make of that one what you will.
Make of that one what you will.
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The scientist folk at the Aberdeen Marine Lab who take underwater video of trawl nets etc, were all, strictly speaking, MAFFDivers (Now DEFRA Divers, so joke over...)
For signing on the dole,'Coronation Programme Seller' minimised the chance of a vacancy turning up, bit that's getting a bit risky as Betty gets older, so maybe I'll start putting down 'Lamplighter' again...
For signing on the dole,'Coronation Programme Seller' minimised the chance of a vacancy turning up, bit that's getting a bit risky as Betty gets older, so maybe I'll start putting down 'Lamplighter' again...
