"I'm a dolphin trainer"
"No you're not, you're a nav stude, I can tell by your watch"
"Hey, look Shaz, he's got one of them fancy stopwatch ones."
"You must be on LLTS then"
"Erm ..."
"Well just watch out for DL4 cos that's when they turn the TANS off on you"
Good old Donny birds!!