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Hey Kodak.
Why so quiet?
Is it because you're:
a. Embarrassed because you're from Bury St Edmunds.
b. Scared of all the nasty aircrew, or
c. Embarrassed by the fact that your totally blatant journo fishing trip would make a baby blush. My dog actually laughed at you, and he only speaks Arabic, but international sign language will always work as he cocks a hind leg in your general direction.
Log in again with a different name asking for launch codes. Or don't.
Why so quiet?
Is it because you're:
a. Embarrassed because you're from Bury St Edmunds.
b. Scared of all the nasty aircrew, or
c. Embarrassed by the fact that your totally blatant journo fishing trip would make a baby blush. My dog actually laughed at you, and he only speaks Arabic, but international sign language will always work as he cocks a hind leg in your general direction.
Log in again with a different name asking for launch codes. Or don't.
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Er,
I married that ping pong ball.
She's now called Susan and a mother of 5 in the Home Counties. I am selling the story to Kodak so please don't leak any more details.
Ta!
I married that ping pong ball.
She's now called Susan and a mother of 5 in the Home Counties. I am selling the story to Kodak so please don't leak any more details.
Ta!
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Monty77
I married that ping pong ball.
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I think it's only right to speak out at this point,
far too often rumour and innuendo have been allowed to confuse the picture, until fiction is accepted as fact, and history records what some might have wanted, rather than what actually happened.
So let it be said, here and now, without equivocation, that Sam used plums, not ping pong balls, whilst entertaining gentlemen of leisure during their off duty moments, I witnessed this a number of times. (It is to this that I ascribe a certain degree of infirmity in my dotage, although memories of these occasions does occasionally have a surprisingly restorative effect).
To the chap who married the ping pong ball my commiserations sir, you married an impostor.
far too often rumour and innuendo have been allowed to confuse the picture, until fiction is accepted as fact, and history records what some might have wanted, rather than what actually happened.
So let it be said, here and now, without equivocation, that Sam used plums, not ping pong balls, whilst entertaining gentlemen of leisure during their off duty moments, I witnessed this a number of times. (It is to this that I ascribe a certain degree of infirmity in my dotage, although memories of these occasions does occasionally have a surprisingly restorative effect).
To the chap who married the ping pong ball my commiserations sir, you married an impostor.
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Ah, but were the plums smuggled in? Was tax payers money used to fund this plum trade? Was jam the outcome? Who got the jars?
The answers to these questions will be probed by our team of prize winning investigative reporters, only in todays Daily (Insert Gutter Press Title Here).
The answers to these questions will be probed by our team of prize winning investigative reporters, only in todays Daily (Insert Gutter Press Title Here).
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davejb
You utter bitch sir!
How dare you call my ping pong wife a plum.
Nectarine, maybe, plum, never!
Take a virtual slap, you cow, and consider yourself internetted-ly roundly scolded.
This place is worse than that bebopface-do-wap on that interweb jobber.
You utter bitch sir!
How dare you call my ping pong wife a plum.
Nectarine, maybe, plum, never!
Take a virtual slap, you cow, and consider yourself internetted-ly roundly scolded.
This place is worse than that bebopface-do-wap on that interweb jobber.
