splitbrain

None of you has a coherent argument, there's more intelligent life on E-Goat FFS

Safeware

But were you after the 5 min argument or the full half hour?

sw

An Teallach

I'm not sure, but weren't the Americans testing a JX1299945 in the area at the time? Can you tell me when the APO1234 was fitted to the RAFFT, which airframes and in which order?

Walter Kennedy

The Helpful Stacker

Why don't you Brits salute US warrant officers?

Salute us, SALUTE US........

Fluffy Bunny

But wat am bestest airOpLaNs in de rAf???

And is you flying dem wat?

Sinjmajeep

Can we talk about the Vulcan now. Did you know there is a new book out about it by some bloke called Tim something or other. Oh and another thing I have a wheezy chest am too tall and I used to get fits as a child and the R.A.F won't accept me can I sue? Aren't the red arrows great. Anybody know what the Tornado was doing flying circles at Cottosmore at lunch time it flew right over me as I was eating my sandwiches. Are we still buying some aircraft carriers? Did you know the Jaguars have been taken out of service? And lastly DID YOU FLY THE VULCAN?

civobs

no. but honestly, will dave need a gun?






pontificating navelgazer: isn't there something in qr's about the omitting full stops from the end of sentences?

Sinjmajeep

A gun? Probably. Just remembered why the hell wasn't I told that the Waddingto Airshow was cancelled. Poor show that someone didn't at least ring me before I set off.

civobs

can i have a free brietling too please?

LBGR

Would I look stupid if I wore a stable belt with my flying suit/ chip bag with my civvies/ posted this thread on pprune?

diginagain

Was that a picture of the Mess Webley, and do any of the Airships intend to put it to use?


Is that the sound of Pongos laughing?

Sinjmajeep

OMG this thread is so funny that I have spilt coffee all over my computer, floor, house, wife, car, cat, and just about everywhere else. Strangely enough though having just got coffee (why is it always coffee) on my computer it still works.

diginagain

Wet-pants.


(Quite possibly........)

GreenKnight121

As a Yank, I just want to say you lot have really got the shaft, and I hope someone fixes it right quick, and starts treating you better... and would you want some Uber-Bugs to go with your new carriers or maybe just lease a couple of our old ones, we'll throw in the S-3s and Phantoms for free.


And why don't any of you lot salute our WOs?

Tourist

Anybody want a fight?

Pontius Navigator

Oh somebody has already said what I was going to say but I didn't bother to look first so

Will I be able to get a Breitling from stores or should I buy a Timex instead? It must be very accurate and waterproof to 300m. I want to join the air force as I get sea sick and the navy helicopters keep crashng i've been told. I have dual nationality and don't know whether to join the raf or the American air force as they as so . . . and have much better aeroplanes and drop more bombs.

Will I be able to chose what I want to fly and where I can live as my fiance doen't like the air force and doesn't want to leave Scunthorpe?

Will I be able to get a job with Virgin when I have learnt to fly?

Mr C Hinecap

All occifers are b'stards
All coppers are b'stards
All Movers are b'stards
Stackers don't give me anyfink
I have a story from 1949 that proves all above points
I have asthma - can I fly please?
It were a grand air force when we had battle dress
dont tayke the pish i cun write dead good wen I wanna - can I have a playn
tsw are GREAT (THS special)
one stick one vote
isn't the RAF PR rather splendid this year? Super work all round.
I hope I can stay in until 55
I've never googled the 'on line pension calculator'

Pontius Navigator

Only the army really understand Air Power.

Fly navy.

6Z3

Anyone seen my Ipod. Yer, its' in the Samsonite she swapped with the nice Iranian's for a suit, along with the spare GPS.

shack

I know it's all my fault since I became French!!