Bizarre Postings

[Flap62]

Is there some sort of hidden joke re English and grammar in the last 4 or 5 posts?

[Green Flash]

Flaps

I too thought that. It took me a while to work out rafmatts' last post. He's a painter; maybe he's been a bit close to the thinners agian .....

[Green Flash]

Do we still have anyone at BIOT?

[rafmatt]

green flash

how do you spell again again?

i know my grammers bad so off lol

[Green Flash]

Ah, good, you noticed after all. There's hope, then.

[rafmatt]

hope of what

[Green Flash]

Thank you.

[ericferret]

Re the Porton Down issue.

A friend of mine applied for a couple of weeks "rest" at the above.

He was invited to sign the relevant paperwork by the engineering training school warrant officer.

Before he signed the paperwork, the warrant officer rolled up his sleeves to reveal a rather startling array of scars the result of blister agent testing.

About face and back to the hangar at speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AR1]

I had a chance of doing a few months at Malvern back in the early/mid '80s - On the back of 'being into computers'

The Boss knew I'd got a Sinclair Spectrum the previous Christmas!

[PTR 175]

L Tech AC were posted to the Marine Craft Units.

In days gone by they also used to do the electronics on Torpedos, so got posted to Torp bays.

[Jimlad1]

"
Do we still have anyone at BIOT"

Yes - the RN has around 50 people there, its a great posting if you're into watersports or keeping fit. If not then its a very long year indeed! I went there 4 years ago - loved it, but probably wouldnt go back if I can help it.

[Blacksheep]

There can't be many numbers as cushy as the Air Movements unit in Brunei. We had a C130, a VC10 and a Tri-Star came here last year. Nothing with roundels on so far this year. All other movements are via civil aircraft. Phone the RBA Reservations desk and make a booking.

I used to wonder why you chaps couldn't manage that yourselves. Then I realised most of the bookings were for infantry officers.

[Projecting GAP]

RAF Calgary

Nice little number this one in a great city. Google RAF Calgary for details.

[Vasco Sodcat]

Rehab?

Scroggs:

Was that before or after you fell on the C.O.? And where did he go and for how long?!

[L1011GE]

"Nothing with roundels on so far this year."

Strange that as I was there 2 weeks ago, and a week previous to that a C17 was there and in 2 days there will be another Tristar there..

[haltonapp]

I remember going through Wake Island, miles from anywhere in the Pacific, in an Albert in 75ish and was surprised to be met by two ground equipment techies. They were there to look after the V force ground equipment, not too demanding a posting!

[Stupid Boy]

Back in early 90s, a RAF Cpl P&A Clk I worked for at Boscombe Down got posted to Bermuda. Tour was with his family and came with a beach front villa. His job was to be the admin geezer for any visiting RN ships that decided to dock there . His other duty was to be the fireman covering the helipad when any choppers arrived (helicopters not politicians)!!

[Jimlad1]

Until the mid 90's there was a small RN Unit in Bermuda known as HMS MALABAR which provided support to vessels in the region. Closed after its raison d'etre of WW3 ended.