Army v Navy rugby

[Op Tastic]

Ppers...

Good luck to the plucky, discrete and affluent [shurely corageous? Ed.] Senior Service at tomorrow's match.

This song sheet may come in handy when the Hornpipe has run its course!

Aye

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS

(To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")

What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Earl-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

WE WERE CAPTURED

(To the tune of "We are Sailing.")

We were captured,
We were crying,
On the telly,
On the news.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.

We surrendered,
We surrendered,
To the rag head,
With a gun.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.

[stas-fan]

RN salute 2007 version

Please do not confuse the Mexican wave at Twickers tomorrow with the new 2 handed salute of the Senior Service.

[Seldomfitforpurpose]

Is the drugs cheat playing for you fisheads tomorrow?

[Tourist]

Aw Bless...

So thats where the defense budget billions have gone!

The RAF have finally managed to aquire an organic banter capability!

Still obviously at the early stages, but it's a start.

[Seldomfitforpurpose]

Not banter tourist, just wondered if you guys were going to play the guy who had a 2 year ban for filling his body with banned substances...........

[timex]

Why not the Fijian National squad is playing for the Army.......

[helimarshaller]

Timex,
From here in sunny Cyprus, it looked to me that the Navy had picked up a couple of Fijians during one of there cruises around the Pacific.
HM

[jockspice]

Best match for years and good to see so many there.

[Vim_Fuego]

For the benefit of someone who's been working all weekend what was the score?

[Redline747]

fantastic game of rugby, both sides played brilliantly and a superb first try from the navy. can't remember the score but the army won by 14 points, i know that 'cos i had a tenner on the army to win by 13 points or more. as ever an excellent day out but the police really need to get a grip. talking to a long lost mate outside of the patch got moved on by a girly copper with yellow eyes! btw, the song was excellent, disappointed that it wasn't belted out in the stadium.

[Zoom]

Were any of you spectators paying attention to proceedings or was the bar a more interesting draw?

[tablet_eraser]

I had to give up my ticket because of a short-notice change to my duty roster. The Agile Air Force triumphs once more!

Well done to the Army. Sounds like a hard-fought game!

[doubledolphins]

Great game, great day, who cares about the result!
(If you do, here are two more. RN 58 - RAF 3 and Army 54 -RAF 10)
Only real down side to the whole of Saturday's procedings was Scooby Doo going quietly this year!