Gay recruitment drive by RAF
Below the Glidepath - not correcting
The worst that could happen to you if you fell in with a homosexual is you would be bu99ered, whereas if you fell in with a Baptist* you are damned to a life of giving all your money to the church and being lectured by some sanctimonious choir-boy fiddling perv every Sunday. I'll take the Larry Grayson Protocol any day, after all, what doesn't kill you makes your eyes water. (making no assumptions of how attractive I may be to persons of the same sex).
*Insert name of popular religion here.
*Insert name of popular religion here.
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 927
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 1,360
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
"quote:
Originally Posted by Two's in
if you fell in with a homosexual is you would be bu99ered
ahh yes indeed, the very stuff of heterosexual fantasy"
Timothy,
Suggest for the sake of accuracy that you delete fantasy and insert nightmare
Originally Posted by Two's in
if you fell in with a homosexual is you would be bu99ered
ahh yes indeed, the very stuff of heterosexual fantasy"
Timothy,
Suggest for the sake of accuracy that you delete fantasy and insert nightmare
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 927
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
You'd think so, wouldn't you, and yet this dark, nightmare vision of being raped by some evil homo seems to be more prevalent in the minds of (some) straight people than it ever is in the minds of us fags. Okay, maybe it's because we know what a silly myth it is, but on the other hand, you do have to wonder if, when a nightmare runs through a person's mind enough times, it's actually a fantasy... just a thought...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 383
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by ABIW
Timothy,
Suggest for the sake of accuracy that you delete fantasy and insert nightmare
Suggest for the sake of accuracy that you delete fantasy and insert nightmare
ABIW, we've gone over our arguments on this subject in the past... shall I summarise? We disagree with each other, and think it's better debated over a pint or several. And not somewhere with a name like "Queen's Shilling", "The Gay Gordon" or "The Cock-Pit".
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 1,360
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
"Aww, even with a good-looking young chap like me? I'm hurt!"
TE,
I suspect that with what you have in mind, added to the fact that I still make a noise when I fart it is in fact ME that would be hurt
Timothy dear chap,
"You'd think so, wouldn't you, and yet this dark, nightmare vision of being raped by some evil hetro seems to be more prevalent in the minds of (some) gay people than it ever is in the minds of us straights. Okay, maybe it's because we know what a silly myth it is, but on the other hand, you do have to wonder if, when a nightmare runs through a person's mind enough times, it's actually a fantasy... just a thought...
Edited because spinnings easy
TE,
I suspect that with what you have in mind, added to the fact that I still make a noise when I fart it is in fact ME that would be hurt
Timothy dear chap,
"You'd think so, wouldn't you, and yet this dark, nightmare vision of being raped by some evil hetro seems to be more prevalent in the minds of (some) gay people than it ever is in the minds of us straights. Okay, maybe it's because we know what a silly myth it is, but on the other hand, you do have to wonder if, when a nightmare runs through a person's mind enough times, it's actually a fantasy... just a thought...
Edited because spinnings easy