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Things I've actually had on my flying reports:-
Anchor, sometimes you have the touch of a gorilla.
Anchor, if you put a enough monkeys in enough planes one of them will fly the perfect barrel roll. This is the only explaination I have for your flying today.
Anchor, sometimes you have the touch of a gorilla.
Anchor, if you put a enough monkeys in enough planes one of them will fly the perfect barrel roll. This is the only explaination I have for your flying today.
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Report written on one of my airmen post-disciplinary by his Flt Cdr:
"SAC Bloggs continues to bounce along the bottom of the barrel, and has yet to succeed in even denting it."
These are old favourites:
1RO: Fg Off Smith has devoted much of his free time to charitable causes, and has recently raised money to purchase an electric chair for a local pensioner.
2RO: In fairness to Fg Off Smith, the electric chair referred to by the 1st RO is in fact intended to help the pensioner move around. I do not believe Smith has homicidal tendencies.
1RO: Fg Off Bloggs is clearly not cut out for military life; quiet, reticent to act and slow to learn, I believe he could find a richly fulfilling future career as a Trappist monk.
2RO: I am pleased to note an overall improvement in Bloggs's abilities.
"Consitently fails to achieve the low standards he sets himself."
"SAC Bloggs continues to bounce along the bottom of the barrel, and has yet to succeed in even denting it."
These are old favourites:
1RO: Fg Off Smith has devoted much of his free time to charitable causes, and has recently raised money to purchase an electric chair for a local pensioner.
2RO: In fairness to Fg Off Smith, the electric chair referred to by the 1st RO is in fact intended to help the pensioner move around. I do not believe Smith has homicidal tendencies.
1RO: Fg Off Bloggs is clearly not cut out for military life; quiet, reticent to act and slow to learn, I believe he could find a richly fulfilling future career as a Trappist monk.
2RO: I am pleased to note an overall improvement in Bloggs's abilities.
"Consitently fails to achieve the low standards he sets himself."
