Report written on one of my airmen post-disciplinary by his Flt Cdr:
"SAC Bloggs continues to bounce along the bottom of the barrel, and has yet to succeed in even denting it."
These are old favourites:
1RO: Fg Off Smith has devoted much of his free time to charitable causes, and has recently raised money to purchase an electric chair for a local pensioner.
2RO: In fairness to Fg Off Smith, the electric chair referred to by the 1st RO is in fact intended to help the pensioner move around. I do not believe Smith has homicidal tendencies.
1RO: Fg Off Bloggs is clearly not cut out for military life; quiet, reticent to act and slow to learn, I believe he could find a richly fulfilling future career as a Trappist monk.
2RO: I am pleased to note an overall improvement in Bloggs's abilities.
"Consitently fails to achieve the low standards he sets himself."