Al Zarqawi mumbled something before he died...What was it he said?
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"But Charles Clarke promised me my own luxury pad in Forest Row after just a 2 day stint in Leyhill Open nick".
Sorry, very non-PC, but probably a bit too close to the truth for it NOT to be said
Sorry, very non-PC, but probably a bit too close to the truth for it NOT to be said
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
You're all wrong. Apparently he was alive for an hour after they found him.
Now we get the chance for a full blown Shakespearian soliloquy.
"I said, once more into the breach dear friends, but they said the hole in the wall was too small and they were too fat. Then, like the gentle dew falling from the heavens our prayers were answered and the wall was rent assunder.
As I lay there wondering at the stars in the firmament I realised there were 51 of them.
neigh whole clusters of them, just like the Pliedes
as someone gently tugged at my bollocks to see if I was OK.
Alas I felt not a thing as they were in the next room
Now we get the chance for a full blown Shakespearian soliloquy.
"I said, once more into the breach dear friends, but they said the hole in the wall was too small and they were too fat. Then, like the gentle dew falling from the heavens our prayers were answered and the wall was rent assunder.
As I lay there wondering at the stars in the firmament I realised there were 51 of them.
neigh whole clusters of them, just like the Pliedes
as someone gently tugged at my bollocks to see if I was OK.
Alas I felt not a thing as they were in the next room
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Achmed. Make sure the thread on Pprune goes on and on and .......
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ZaQueer said...........
As he heard the whistle of 500 pounders, he popped a message into his favourite pigeons saddlebags,to his best mate Abu Hamza al-Muhajir...........
"Didnt want the job anyway !, That Laden Bin's a T*** for forcing folk into jobs they dont want, its yours mate Im off"
"Didnt want the job anyway !, That Laden Bin's a T*** for forcing folk into jobs they dont want, its yours mate Im off"
k was that.....?
