Al Zarqawi mumbled something before he died...What was it he said?
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"Please don't announce that I was at 'The Last Supper".
"Anyone got an elastoplast on them?"
"Don't mention Bush, as it only hurts when I laugh."
"Will I get a war pension for this ringing in my ears?"
"That's not quite the blow job I asked for".
"Anyone got an elastoplast on them?"
"Don't mention Bush, as it only hurts when I laugh."
"Will I get a war pension for this ringing in my ears?"
"That's not quite the blow job I asked for".
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"hey can someone get me an aspirin..I feel like someones just dropped a tonne of bricks on me"
or
"Throw me a fricken bone"
or in his his best Billy Idol impression....
"Eyes without a face......"
or
"Throw me a fricken bone"
or in his his best Billy Idol impression....
"Eyes without a face......"
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Colonel Mustard
I see that you are still unable to spell your "Rank" correctly, although your "observations" are still as offensive as ever - particularly to those serving personnel who are not "Anglo Saxon" but are, through choice, loyal members of HM Armed Forces.
In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.
I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".
In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.
I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".
Avoid imitations
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"I take it you're not happy with me then?" 
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The last round's on Uncle Sam !!
Hope the c
t hurt like hell as he waited for the ovens to warm up. I think Mr Bigley's brother summed it up succinctly. Just imagine the c t's face when St Peter turned him away with "nil points" and told him his virgins were actually the Julian Clary fan club !! 
Hope the c
t hurt like hell as he waited for the ovens to warm up. I think Mr Bigley's brother summed it up succinctly. Just imagine the c t's face when St Peter turned him away with "nil points" and told him his virgins were actually the Julian Clary fan club !!
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Originally Posted by cazatou
I see that you are still unable to spell your "Rank" correctly, although your "observations" are still as offensive as ever - particularly to those serving personnel who are not "Anglo Saxon" but are, through choice, loyal members of HM Armed Forces.
In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.
I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".
In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.
I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".
CM implied that terrorist scum have been granted sanctuary in the United Kingdom, despite, in several cases, their apparent hatred for Western Civilisation. You have inferred that CM was saying that all middle eastern immigrants were terrorists. Nothing of the sort was in evidence in his post - merely in your imagination.
I would suggest that it is not the colour of your skin that is of import, just the thickness. You either have not just a chip, but a sack of Maris Pipers, on your shoulder, or you are a bit stupid. That is certainly what I infer from your post. You certainly lack a sense of humour.
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Originally Posted by cazatou
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".
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Best Dr Evil voice:
"OOOOUUUUWW.. You bombed me you a-holes"
I think King Edward the first summed the situation up best:
...""A man does good business when he rids himself of a turd".".
"OOOOUUUUWW.. You bombed me you a-holes"
I think King Edward the first summed the situation up best:
...""A man does good business when he rids himself of a turd".".
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Cazatou
Reeelaaaaxx!! Ahhh! see thats better. I keep reading CM's post over and over again but cannot find anything offensive in it, even if i try to imagine its offensive, it just isn't.
Reeelaaaaxx!! Ahhh! see thats better. I keep reading CM's post over and over again but cannot find anything offensive in it, even if i try to imagine its offensive, it just isn't.
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Ok. Who set light to the beer f*rt ?