Missing stationery

[Stafford]

Thread creep or what ? I think Prescott might use one of those chipolata sticks by the sound of it ?

Hell hath no fury like a woman literally f d by a big fat b d and hung out to dry. Oh dear, there's another terrible mental picture for you whiteovies

I think Prescott had had to give her one four times a night (sic) to make up for his apparent electoral deficit.

Anyway, in answer to the orginal question by op tastic, I think one of those thieving new Labour gits has your pen, along with a large chunk of your earnings, future laughable pension and any possible benefits you and your family might have expected from looking after yourself without nanny state help all your life when you have to pay massive tax again on any accumulated wealth, house, property, savings etc when you peg it.....................................................

[South Bound]

I have a pen you can borrow. Admittedly it is looking a bit tired, has been abused a bit too much and sometimes takes a little while to get working in the morning. I'm not sure how much longer it will continue to work and I was kinda thinking of retiring it to sunnier climes, but if you promise to take care of it, it might do a couple more years....

[Doctor Cruces]

I have a pen! Oh no I don't, some aircrew mate's just been in!!

Doc C

[Talk Wrench]

I've got a big box of pens !!!

Squadron shiney should lock her drawers.

[Talking Radalt]

Ours doesn't wear any.

[Talk Wrench]

She doesn't wear any pens out either

Lazy girl.

[Mike Oxbigg]

It's the Pen Fairy,she takes them all! It doesn't matter how many pens you start with, by the end of the day they're all gone. She follows me everywhere, even Basrah!

[Roguedent]

Why not buy one of those multi million dollar ink pens the Americans designed for space.

Oh.. hang on the Russians cracked that one...has more lead than two jags!!