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Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
Drinks socially = drinks like a fish.
A social couple = she drinks like a fish too.
Drinks wisely = buys me drinks as well....
Has a deep theoretical knowledge = can´t do it.
Has a wealth of previous experience = can´t do it.
Would be suited for a staff position = can´t do it.
Possesses an encyclopaedic knowledge of = smartarse.
A social couple = she drinks like a fish too.
Drinks wisely = buys me drinks as well....
Has a deep theoretical knowledge = can´t do it.
Has a wealth of previous experience = can´t do it.
Would be suited for a staff position = can´t do it.
Possesses an encyclopaedic knowledge of = smartarse.
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1st RO: "SAC XXX is a gregarious and proactive individual. As a member of the Stn Charities Cttee, he recently raised funds to buy an electric chair for a local OAP."
2nd RO: "I feel I should point out that the electric chair referred to by the 1st RO is in fact intended to enable the gentleman to move around, and is not an instrument of execution. To the best of my knowledge, SAC XXX has no homicidal tendencies."
"Fg Off XXX is a tall, blond, handsome and charming officer, every mother's dream of an ideal son-in-law. The problem is, he often fails to differentiate between mothers and daughters."
1st RO: "Cpl XXX's social ineptitude and lack of participation in team events provides him with ideal qualities for a future career as a Trappist monk."
2nd RO: "I am pleased to note an overall improvemen in XXX's performance in this reporting period."
And one from a colleague:
1st RO: "I think it is a great shame that XXX has decided to end his life and career in the Royal Air Force."
2nd RO: "As far as I am aware, XXX only intends to end his career in the RAF. I do not believe he is suicidal."
2nd RO: "I feel I should point out that the electric chair referred to by the 1st RO is in fact intended to enable the gentleman to move around, and is not an instrument of execution. To the best of my knowledge, SAC XXX has no homicidal tendencies."
"Fg Off XXX is a tall, blond, handsome and charming officer, every mother's dream of an ideal son-in-law. The problem is, he often fails to differentiate between mothers and daughters."
1st RO: "Cpl XXX's social ineptitude and lack of participation in team events provides him with ideal qualities for a future career as a Trappist monk."
2nd RO: "I am pleased to note an overall improvemen in XXX's performance in this reporting period."
And one from a colleague:
1st RO: "I think it is a great shame that XXX has decided to end his life and career in the Royal Air Force."
2nd RO: "As far as I am aware, XXX only intends to end his career in the RAF. I do not believe he is suicidal."
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The only person to drink more alcohol in the OM bar than this officer is his wife!
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Originally Posted by LunchMonitor
"When this captain calls for the starting checks, he begins a chain of events over which he has no control whatsoever!"
I have trawled through my log books and narrowed it down to a list of 14!
