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What to do after ejecting!

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Old 11th September 2005 | 07:48
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What to do after ejecting!

Hi Gents...

If you ever get bored should you eject, you could always try some of this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=S...arch=skydiving

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Old 11th September 2005 | 14:40
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I remain unconvinced about the wisdom of removing the rig once you're under canopy


on reflection it could be a strategy to speed the dsescent profile, ...just not a viable one.





oooer, there are one or two other vids there that those of a sensative nature might want to avoid
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Old 11th September 2005 | 15:44
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I was under the impression that the No 1 thing to do after ejecting was to break ones leg. Drill number 2 is to fire off all mini-flares!

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Old 11th September 2005 | 15:58
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I think this sets a very bad example - no one in that car was wearing a seatbelt.
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Old 11th September 2005 | 16:04
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From: door or ramp, don't mind.
Take a look at some of the other vids on the linked site.
The proliferation of oriental pseudo-X Factor shows is frankly distubring. ....

....especially when you think how disturbing X-Factor is in itself.
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Old 11th September 2005 | 17:56
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I think any one who jumps out of a perfectly good aeroplane is


STUPID!!!!!!
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Old 11th September 2005 | 18:45
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I think any one who jumps out of a perfectly good aeroplane is


STUPID!!!!!!
Never mind stupid I'd say blimmin ungrateful
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Old 12th September 2005 | 03:21
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I'd say you obviously haven't tried it and therefore your understanding of the activity is limited.


...either that or you're just too scared
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Old 21st September 2005 | 10:07
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Pilot to parachuter:

I would never jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft!

Parachuter:

I have never flown in a perfectly servicable aircraft!

QED
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Old 21st September 2005 | 12:16
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Have in the past been briefed that after landing, one should:-

a/ Make sure they have carried out the correct drills in terms of LSJ etc - so you don't get stitched at the board!

b/ Check their FRC's and "make sure" that they carried out the correct bold face drills - so they don't get stitched at the board!

c/ Get their story straight - so they don't get stitched at the board!

d/ Have a wee dram to "calm the nerves" - so you don't get stiched by the feds when they try and breathalyse you and then get stitched by the board!!!


Call me an old cynic

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Old 21st September 2005 | 12:29
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Deceptive word "serviceable". Looks as though it should mean - capable of being serviced, as in "maintainable"!
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Old 21st September 2005 | 12:32
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Start working out a list of the mess kit, No 1s, Breitling watch and all the other value items you had, undoubtedly, had stashed in your overnight bag.....
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Old 21st September 2005 | 12:50
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"old cynic for Mr Iccarus"

I say again

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