Cockney PPRUNE!!!

[SALAD DODGER]

Just found a fantastic web site that converts your favourite web-sites into cockney etc...

For the millitary aircrew forum it came up with:

A forum for the bloody aces 'oo fly the non-civilian 'ardware, right, and the backroom fellas and girls wivout 'oom nuffink would leave the bloomin' ground. Army, Navy and Airforces of the World, right, all equally welcome 'ere.

TRY IT FOR SOME GREAT RESULTS:
The Dialectizer

[cazatou]

As a Cockney I would merely point out that at least I can spell "Military".

If you do not agree with my version then look at the top of the page.!!

[oldbeefer]

A Cockney speaking French? Tres drole, n'est pas?

[Cockney Geezer]

Oh, this is sweet as a nut - bang on my son!

CG

[SALAD DODGER]

My dialectized reply to cazatou:

I'm bloody well sorry me mate, for me inability ter spell the word military were purely a typin' mistake, right, and me failiure ter proof read me post. I thank yer for yor correction and offer me 'umble apologies. I spot from yor proRoyal Mile that yor in France, and I therefore dont give a flyin' .

[NFI]

BRILL MY OLD CHINA

Salad Dodger

Having just browsed through the "military aircrew thread", I then find this one.

Make all threads fun to read. Plus I work with a swede and I can now convert all my e-mails to him into Swedish Chef....


Thanks....

[Mr C Hinecap]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Working in a Command type place has suddenly become a lot more fun!

It makes understanding corporate comms waaaayy easier now.

Now - which station will have a sense of humour faliure first


Now go HERE
and paste a page to it. Replicates the page but adds 'smurf' dialect. V V silly - glad the boss is on leave this week.

[SALAD DODGER]

Try this!
BBC NEWS

[Onan the Clumsy]

I see they have several dialects to choose from. Sadly they don't have 'Spoty Northern Oik'

[oldbeefer]

Cazato

Assuming from your handle that you are at LFBC, you must be having fun with the locals this afternoon!

[cazatou]

old beefer,



[B]NON[B]

I'm retired Spec Aircrew and just about to buy my 4th House here!!

All we have so far is three Houses and two swimming pools.

Not bad for a Cockney!!!!!!

PS. Before we get on to the insults; may I just say that I was an A2 QFI on the Jet Provost and an A Category Captain, Training Captain, Flight Instructor, Local Examiner & Instrument Rating Examiner on what is now No 32 (Royal) Squadron.

PPS. My Log Book shows 7729hrs 20 mins total flying.

Or, of course, this could be just a spoof!!!

[oldbeefer]

Cazatou

I'm also retired Spec Aircrew (although still working) - I go to france from time to time for a holiday, but then am usually ready to return to my 5 houses in the UK. And, I can't swim! Bonne chance, quand meme!

[cazatou]

Old beefer,

Good for you.

But I'm not spoofing!!

[oldbeefer]

Nor am I. Please feel free to check with my bank manager!!

[cazatou]

Or - perhaps I am??

[StopStart]

Surely you aren't arguing about who has the most houses.......surely.....?

Well, it's a novelty for Pprune I guess, as pointless arguments go...

Come on then chaps, do tell - who's still got all their own teeth?

[cazatou]

Perhaps SALAD DODGER, who elected to disparage the East London population, would honour us with an opinion on their behaviour yesterday?

[engineer(retard)]

I've got my own teeth, and 4 sets of spares swimming around in their own jugs, next to my glass eye and gold plated leg.

[An Teallach]

I'll raise you 2 crowns (dental), 3 houses and a bionic hip.

[engineer(retard)]

And I can pee higher than anyone else due to my pressurised colostomy bag.