Just found a fantastic web site that converts your favourite web-sites into cockney etc...
For the millitary aircrew forum it came up with:
A forum for the bloody aces 'oo fly the non-civilian 'ardware, right, and the backroom fellas and girls wivout 'oom nuffink would leave the bloomin' ground. Army, Navy and Airforces of the World, right, all equally welcome 'ere.
TRY IT FOR SOME GREAT RESULTS:
The Dialectizer