Aircrew Desensitisation
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Aircrew Desensitisation
Does anyone know what tests/exercises are run as part of the Aircrew Desensitisation training (anti-airsickness crs) that the RAF run?
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I think the current regimin suggests departing from Wilts at dark - oclock spending anywhere between 6 and 8 hours, depending on type
, and eat all sorts of inflight concoctions in the cruise to Kokanelli.
On arrivall purchase beer, jugs of "brandy sour/g an t" etc and consume the lot etc in an attempt to refresh yourself.
Set off for "Polis" to eat and drink your body weight in really tasty but terribly bad for you food, accompanied by the finest RAF Salad Bar known to man, followed by more beer etc in "The Arms" as the "Baldricks" batter the crap out of the Royals at pool.
Spend between 7 and 9 hours, depending on type , the following day on the way back to Wilts without yacking and you obviously have no airsickness prob's, simple
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
, and eat all sorts of inflight concoctions in the cruise to Kokanelli.On arrivall purchase beer, jugs of "brandy sour/g an t" etc and consume the lot etc in an attempt to refresh yourself.
Set off for "Polis" to eat and drink your body weight in really tasty but terribly bad for you food, accompanied by the finest RAF Salad Bar known to man, followed by more beer etc in "The Arms" as the "Baldricks" batter the crap out of the Royals at pool.
Spend between 7 and 9 hours, depending on type
, the following day on the way back to Wilts without yacking and you obviously have no airsickness prob's, simple all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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You need to attend a JMC Party and get arrested by gents in white suits with a pressurised system that delivers "Purple Death" ; Iffff!, and when ?, you awake, after 2 days, you can remember your name, you've cracked it!
Alternatively, you could try bungy jumping, where you will experience "G", and as your eye-balls leave their sockets, you will be too sh*t scared to be sick
As a last resort, you could watch a Vickers Fun Bus doing "Manders" at BZN - this will induce so much boredom in your brain, it will not have the capacity to make you sick
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You need to attend a JMC Party and get arrested by gents in white suits with a pressurised system that delivers "Purple Death" ; Iffff!, and when ?, you awake, after 2 days, you can remember your name, you've cracked it!
Alternatively, you could try bungy jumping, where you will experience "G", and as your eye-balls leave their sockets, you will be too sh*t scared to be sick
As a last resort, you could watch a Vickers Fun Bus doing "Manders" at BZN - this will induce so much boredom in your brain, it will not have the capacity to make you sick
Love many, Trust a few, Lo level is best for you!
