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Old 17th Mar 2017, 10:16
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I don't know how you got it airborne but if you'd just move over, I'll try to land it...
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 11:47
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Deep Fat Fry.
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 12:23
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So tell me Captain, why is there an approach plate for Seoul and street directions to the US Embassy on your kneeboard in here?
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 15:37
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"We don't usually refer to it as 'miles per gallon' Glorious Leader..."
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 15:56
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"You wouldn't be lying to me, by any chance ?"
 
Old 17th Mar 2017, 15:59
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"Don't worry, Glorious Leader - it may never happen !"
 
Old 17th Mar 2017, 17:15
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You say that half tanks are enough for my two hour trip?
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 17:34
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what does this mean "Game Over! Insert Coin" ??
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 18:24
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"OK, now we do photo in my personal A380, with me driving it, and then in cockpit of SR-71 we captured. We do now, OK!
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 18:25
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"Weight limit for safe ejection is ... sorry, Great Leader, you should not fly this."
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 18:32
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"No, Lieutenant, I've not heard of Yoffacelike Myarse disease.... Is it like airsickness?"
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 18:51
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"Next photo will be me in space-suit in our new Earth orbital rocket, OK?"
"Oh yes, certainly, Great Leader, with our pleasure."
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 19:03
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As your leader, don't repeat this, you have lovely blue eyes. Extra pork chops for you tonight my boy.
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 20:41
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Did you just fart?
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 00:05
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Kim Fat Wun was unamused to discover that he had run out of relatives to aim his missiles at.
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 10:17
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I'm so ronery....
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 18:55
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"Captain, you really should do something about your bad breath !"
 
Old 18th Mar 2017, 19:10
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If you want it to go faster, just wipe it down with your hair. The excess gel will reduce drag significantly.
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Old 19th Mar 2017, 04:13
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Dear Leader, I need you to listen carefully. Please take your helmet o.....Ahh.
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Old 19th Mar 2017, 05:32
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I just don't think it's safe to have a pot of tea behind your head like that Glorious Leader...
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