Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

"No - the municipal plans definitely called for a Flowerbed in this location...."

[adr]

"Huh. Worked all the time on Thunderbirds."

[Ascend Charlie]

Should have gone to Specsavers!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Hi Boss I have good news and bad news

The Good news is I just found a great little gem of a Cafe Bar

The Bad news is I am going to need a bit of help getting the aeroplane home.......

[Big Pistons Forever]

What's with the plane out front barkeep ?

Well those Air Force pukes who would not pay their tab thought I was kidding when I said I would take it out in a trade !

[Big Pistons Forever]

So Joe what is wrong with this picture ?

Well the pilot might have a bit of an issue with the bottle to throttle rule..........

[Kiltrash]

'Table for two sir'?
or
OPENING TIME
or
Football fans attending the away game promise 'What goes on tour, stays on tour

[Kiltrash]

After the dust settled and the crew were safely extracted the Instructor was heard to say 'Oh no not again'
Or
Kim-Jun-UN performs an immaculate landing on his first flight and says 'Too close for missiles switching to Hot Dog(s), so proving the superior Pilot Training in North Korea
or
While filming in North Korea James May gets easily distracted ..... by a Lada Riva

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hoskins thought that if he had to be on QRA, he may as well be comfortable.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

See all the effort those brainy buggers went through in the previous caption to make their aircraft stealthy. We just hide it under a tree.

[Buster Hyman]

3, 2, 1, ready or not, here I come!

[Buster Hyman]

I said watch out for the Pave Tack not the Pavement!

[Buster Hyman]

"Sorry mate, you have to be over 21 to get into this Bar!"
"But I am a 21!"

[Wensleydale]

Unfortunately, Prince Philip had not handed in his pilot's licence at the same time.

[Ascend Charlie]

When he woke up from his short nap in the cockpit in the ORP, Lt "Rip" Van Winkle was a little surprised to see that the airfield had been sold off...

[cattletruck]

Cold war base commander: "What's a cafe and a highway doing on my airfield!"

[Kiltrash]

Well you don't expect me to go up on that death trap sober do you?
or
The Dash Cam footage did prove entertaining

[Kiltrash]

Having shot down 10 enemy in one sortie Squadron Leader Flasheart pops into the cafe for tea and medals

[SASless]

The true plight of the MFTS became apparent when it was seen how long it had been since the aircraft had flown as evidenced by the visible growth of the grass and shrubs over time.

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah, look...we normally install these Gate Guardians on bigger gates...