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Old 16th Sep 2019, 14:59
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CFIT - Controlled Flight into Truck.
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Old 16th Sep 2019, 14:59
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100 miles back to town and Hoskins crashes into the only transport.
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Old 16th Sep 2019, 19:01
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Any landing you can leap away from is a good one.
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Old 16th Sep 2019, 21:25
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"But I was in my lane, I was in my Skylane"



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Old 16th Sep 2019, 21:52
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Grandma's first driving lesson in the Truck ended early.
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Old 16th Sep 2019, 21:54
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"... and I am delighted to tell you that although we have a remote parking stand this morning, the bus that will take us to the terminal building is already waiting."
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 09:42
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Student, "Truck"

Examiner, " You've failed your oral english test as well".


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Old 17th Sep 2019, 10:38
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Hi, I'm Brooke Bond, a brother of James, he couldn't make it so sent me.
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 11:12
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"Tower, we've rolled the Rover over, over"
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 11:28
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On a day off Hammond takes the Mercedes for a spin and May still crashed into him
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 11:30
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While taking part in the Red Bull air race, Max still crashed into Lewis, well old habits do die hard .. (Other Caffeine high energy drinks are available)
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 12:02
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"Pilots' strike? Yes, I struck the truck."
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Software engineer newly promoted to real engineer: "They said to make an air-land vehicle and I thought a high-speed merge would be a good solution."

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Old 17th Sep 2019, 13:03
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"She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes" wasn't a cue for a sing-a-long.
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 13:42
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Off for a drunken day out tomorrow, so I'll do the judging bit with me early morning cuppa around 0700 before I set off.
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 14:56
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Hoskins claimed not to have received the NOTAM, Breaking action poor
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Daily Mail headline 'At the subsequent Police inquiry it was determined that for once Drink or Drugs played absolutely no part in the accident'...(Other incompetent newspapers are not available'

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Old 17th Sep 2019, 15:13
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Cessna... tested to destruction

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Old 17th Sep 2019, 16:52
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Quick run away before the Police show up....no wait it's ok for once I have not had a drink and the truck is taxed and insured ....phew
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Old 17th Sep 2019, 18:02
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Cessna's initial foray into VTOL aircraft would need a little work...

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Old 17th Sep 2019, 18:58
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How the............
What the...........
Oh screw it ! You fill in the accident report.
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Old 18th Sep 2019, 02:42
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How did those Flight Attendants get out before we hit the truck?
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