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Old 19th Jul 2019, 06:44
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When they found out it was Hoskins that had landed on the carriers edge the restraining crew let go
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 07:08
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"Ok. Which bright spark told them that this was Marine One?"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 07:22
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Captain has taken up skuba diving
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 08:31
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The crowd turned on Nutty when he'd said he had a big chopper. They'd clearly seen Busters Chinook before....
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 08:33
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SVAF guy front right; "I could've sworn I parked it here..."
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 09:20
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"That'll teach him to shine a searchlight on the Messiah!"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 09:48
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The US Navy invents the diving Bell...
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 09:56
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This advanced simulator not only rocks and rolls, but also treats you to a real-time dunking.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 10:01
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Guys, we really need to lift this. It's leaving marks all over the flight deck.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 10:43
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Dynamic roll over? Well, "dynamic" might be a slight exaggeration...
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 10:44
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The Navy found that some Army team-building exercises had unfortunate consequences when performed at sea.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 10:49
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Whoops, some knucklehead swabbo overheard me telling that helo to push off...
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 11:00
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"Look if you can't find the 700, then it doesn't officially exist, soooo....."
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 11:01
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"Remember what the Captain said, if you're going to Huey...do it over the side"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 11:12
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Sasless is still in there someone shouts.

Yeah we know says the people pushing, push harder.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 11:28
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When the chopper carrying the Playboy Bunnies landed back on deck after appearing in "A Crock of Shit Now", the rush to get on board with them had unfortunate consequences.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 11:43
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Are you sure if we shake it like this your wallet will fall out?

Ttfn
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:05
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Clear the decks, Cruise Maverick incoming...
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:44
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Dunno what's happening but it must be serious, they even have the cook helping
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Captain here, STOP, the war is over so due to cutbacks we cannot just push them over the side anymore
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Unanticipated reaction to the 1st Airborne Cavalry playing 'Ride of the Valkyrie ' again
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 13:13
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"Captain's coming - hide his Christmas present pdq."
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