Caption competition
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"Ok, first to the cockpit gets to keep his camera"
Avoid imitations
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"Captain, when I said "Would you like a roll off the top?" ...I meant from the refreshments trolley, for your lunch!"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently passing the equator, you may feel some temporary discomfort until we roll through 180 degrees to continue on our journey"
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"Who let Marty Feldman on board?"