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Old 14th Jul 2019, 19:36
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A Vodkawagen rather than a Volkswagen
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Old 14th Jul 2019, 19:40
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"... because my wife liked the colour...."
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 09:47
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to confuse the Russians.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 10:30
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I tried to Insure this car and all was well till I got to the question 'Has the car been modified in any way?' that's where I ran out of space on the form
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:00
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"We call it the Austin Princess....Oh the driving position, my dear Sir no self respecting Princess would ever be seen out astride, but would of course be side saddle. "
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:01
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:02
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"It's the new taxi?.....pull the uber one"
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:07
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"Make your bloody mind up, you said a mid engined car was the ideal sports car for weight distribution"
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:14
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After problems in recent Grand Prix, Ferrari produce a car designed to fight wheel to wheel rather than nose to tail.
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Old 15th Jul 2019, 11:24
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Car restoration on latest episode of Wheeler Dealers went wrong after producers replaced Edd China with Nut Loose.

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Old 16th Jul 2019, 09:39
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Time to knock this one on the head, I think. I liked best:

"Plod understood his testimony in Traffic Court about the direction of travel of the suspect vehicle was going to be difficult upon cross examination" from SASless, although I have to admit that the original caption as quoted by Hydromet "The new Vauxhall Brexit: looks like it's heading one way, but when it moves it goes in another and ultimately has no idea where it will end up." takes some beating.

Anyway, over to you, SASsy.
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Old 17th Jul 2019, 16:58
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Caption waiting for picture

Upon realising BBC4 had stopped transmitting, the Captain of HMS Vengeance opened the 'Letter of last resort' and fired all the weapons..... Just as Technician Hoskins sheeplessly put the power plug back in

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Old 17th Jul 2019, 19:53
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Has anyone PM'd him or are we awaiting divine intervention?
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 08:59
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Has anyone PM'd him or are we awaiting divine intervention?
Yes, I have. Today.
But it is only on the 16th that I put up the name of the winner, so there has been no real delay so far.
Divine intervention? Does He look at these pages?
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 09:17
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Isn't Divine intervention what Huge Grunt experienced in LA?
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 12:31
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Hey, this Wessex Nightsun fair kicks out a beam of light! Divine intervention


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Old 18th Jul 2019, 12:47
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Corbyn wishes that would happen to him

(sorry automatic reflex, saw a picture and commented )
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 12:57
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"Have you got PPI Insurance"
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 12:58
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No this is not the Mormons.
Opps sorry, wrong number.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 14:21
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Brian... are you being a naughty boy again?

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