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Old 12th Jul 2019, 16:25
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To prevent further miss use the new car for the Captain of the QNLZ is revealed
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 16:29
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Nutty regrets allowing Buster to help him repair his Audi
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 16:35
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To celebrate 50 years since the moon landings, NASA began to regret tasking the students of 2019 to re create the Luner rover by thinking outside the box


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Old 12th Jul 2019, 18:15
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Designers of top and bottom congratulate themselves on excellance. One day they might even meet.
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 18:16
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BAE claims it met the specifications. It being of no use to anybody has never been their issue.
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 18:18
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Committee pleased with their design.
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 18:27
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Plod understood his testimony in Traffic Court about the direction of travel of the suspect vehicle was going to be difficult upon cross examination.
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 19:30
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"Ok guys, who had the bright idea to split body and chassis designs into seperate contracts?"
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 23:48
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It is a Borismobile. Nobody knows where it is going or it's purpose but lots of people are jumping on board.
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 00:42
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Designed by Trump Industries, the "Trump Hashtag" followed Forrest Trump's leadership by saying it will go one way, when it was apparent to all that it would go the other way. It doesn't have a reverse gear, so it will never back down.
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 06:16
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"...and madam, particularly noteworthy is the ease with which it can be parallel parked..."
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 07:40
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Transformers5 star comes to the premier in Leicester Square, sneezes and is caught in accidental transform
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After the success of Strike Force Harrier in Germany using roads and trees as cover in the 70's Hoskins goes one further and develops cover for the F35 to hide in Red Square
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 12:57
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With history as a guide, Airbus knew the risks in outsourcing component manufacturing.
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 15:14
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NASCAR was transformed by a car which could only turn right.

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Old 13th Jul 2019, 15:55
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New runabout for Captain of HMS Queen Elizabeth
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 15:58
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Safety improvement to help male drivers stare at young women in summer without twisting their necks.
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Old 13th Jul 2019, 17:10
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The new Morris Marina Estate emulates Ferrari with a central mounted engine, radiator in the side pods and of course its colour.
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Old 14th Jul 2019, 06:39
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In the re make of the Dukes of Hazard, the producers are accused of spending all the budget on Daisy Dukes outfit
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Fans of Ferrari and Red Bull are glad to see Mercedes got it wrong after the rule changes for the 2020 season
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and this also comes on Black, Green, Blue, Silver and brown the brochure proudly tells prospective purchasers
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Old 14th Jul 2019, 09:39
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The BBC interviewed Group Captain Warrior who described this as a real dogs breakfast
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Old 14th Jul 2019, 13:30
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Ferrari reveal anti-Verstappen rework

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