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Old 14th May 2019, 17:16
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Perhaps Sir Lafyar has found a bottle of fine wine. The phenomenon would be known as Cockov au Vin. Drum Paradiddle, Hat, Coat, Taxi....

- Ed
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Old 14th May 2019, 17:31
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You found me - how did you know! ;o)

Called away.... on standby...to a huge eating festival by the looks of things!!!

Apologies... I'm on it - and after a short diet will be back with the results!!!
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Old 14th May 2019, 17:43
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So here we are..... Outstanding set of entires in this slightly elongated competiton.....

Notable mentions - go to Buster for "Ok. Cavity inspection complete. You can go through Customs now"

Kiltrash for the topical "We will just call it Baby Wessex till we descide on the name"

and also I must mention Ascend Charlie for managing to get me to put on all sort of accents while reading his!

The Tim Rice award for best Lyrics goes to Treadigraph - for his beautifully worked "And here's to you mini Robinson, Jumbos love to lunch on you they say, hey hey hey..."

However, my pink was most tickled by Wensleydale with his ""Burrrrp.... D*mn Rotary Club Lunches"!" - congrats Mr Dale... the CST is winging its way via Jumbo and Robinson to you!
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Old 14th May 2019, 21:31
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Thanks LC. Lights are out and away we go!


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Old 14th May 2019, 21:35
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Sorry - its a bit big. Lets try some shrinkage! W.


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Old 14th May 2019, 21:38
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Looks to me that Buster is wondering why the Chemtrail liquid isn't coming out of the hose, while Lafyar is absent from where he is expected to be, turning the pump handle.
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Old 14th May 2019, 21:53
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"These damn fool new-fangled clockwork aeroplanes need winding far too often, Bloggs!"
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Old 14th May 2019, 22:15
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Hang on... I think it's sixty pounds of icing sugar and thirty of butter...
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Old 14th May 2019, 23:51
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"Fancy them parking here, that's another bloody 8 foot we have to dig through to reach the gas main"
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Old 14th May 2019, 23:53
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"I tell you what Bert, the Doctor was right, hammering that Cybermans head out has made a wonderful cowling"
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Old 15th May 2019, 04:18
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Well Mr Pilot, if you want some gas you had better get busy on the pump handle !
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Old 15th May 2019, 05:31
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
....and comment on Busters selfie.
No prizes for second.
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Old 15th May 2019, 05:34
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I'm just saying, Hoskins, that I think making it obvious where the fuel tanks are is a little short sighted.
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Old 15th May 2019, 05:35
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At least they'll make nice little floats when you land inverted on the lake again.
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:40
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Funny that as soon as the patient sees the aircraft they get all better and walk away
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:42
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Man leaning on wing, 'Yes of course I would never volunteer for a dangerous assignment like refueller'
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:43
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'Who you looking at?'
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:47
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I'm telling ya, Venetion blinds! The next big thing in aviation!
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:47
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Do hurry up we need to be away, that Amy Johnson has a head start
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:54
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Its from Health and Safety, they say where's your form Fs 1145 in triplicate ?
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