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Old 9th Sep 2007, 20:50
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Dateline 2107:

CAS completes the solo checkride of this year's ab-initio pilot, now on to formation flying.

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Old 9th Sep 2007, 21:11
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Get back in quick - Leon's airfield looks a lot better!
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 00:10
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I think I signed for a twin-sticker. Can you see it anywhere?
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 10:45
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This Green Cross Code malarkey is getting beyond a joke.
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 10:53
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Hey Chilbrain, you should've worn your mini and thong instead of the Oakleys; we'd have got a lift half an hour ago.
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 12:05
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This year's "over-dressed poser" competition was a dead heat between two gyrocopter pilots.
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 14:26
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NEWS FLASH........

A large mechanical female mosquito was seen to carry out an ellaborate mating ritual with an RAF Tornado before devouring it. The RAF Regiment are apparently in search of a large fly-swat.
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 18:52
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"With evidence of its low budget obvious, this reviewer could only give BBC2's remake of TopGun - 3 stars"
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 19:14
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Due to a 10 knot headwind, the RAF's 2008 RIAT airshow offering arrived at a deserted Fairford 4 days late.
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 19:53
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Hey Heatrash, your feet are 9 oclock 50 yds, seen mine anywhere?
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 21:53
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Hey bud - why are the techs all rolling on the floor? We did warn them we were bringing the new gnat!
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Old 10th Sep 2007, 22:02
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The depth of the most recent defense cuts became clear when the formation flying team went to find their new "steeds".
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 07:51
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"There's only 1 seat, so quick while no-one is looking paper-scissors-stone to see who goes on top!"
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 08:26
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Look, you're the Navigator - you tell me where I parked the damn Tornado !
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 11:07
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When pushed for an opinion, the synchro pair confessed that they weren't all that impressed with their new steed.
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 11:15
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Could be worse mate, at least it's only got a single lever . . .
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 12:38
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"Goose - where'd he go?"

"Where'd who go?"
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 13:11
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We're the Hellarwe.
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 13:56
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Mate, you'd think that the new JSF would be a tad larger?!

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Dude, does my bum look big in this?
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Old 11th Sep 2007, 16:22
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What do you mean you told 'Beagle' if the Vulcan flew again you'd fly this !!
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