Ideal Job Predictions

[WE Branch Fanatic]

Since we all need cheering up....

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WEBF, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
WE Branch Fanatic, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
[First name Last name], Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
[Full name], Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

What about your name, PPRuNe name, trade etc....

Some interesting ones

Geoff Hoon, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
Secretary of State for Defence, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.


Must learn to spell.

[Oggin Aviator]

Oggin Aviator, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

[ppf]

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising

ppf, Your ideal job is a Cowboy

ppf

[moku]

real name: Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

Moku: Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.
Full name: Your ideal job is a shoplifter

I'll take the first offering.

Moku

[theundisputedtopgun]

theundisputedtopgun = Your ideal job is a anything where you can kiss ass

first name = Your ideal job is a bearded lady in the circus

first name + surname = Your ideal job is a Cowboy

[airborne_artist]

elizabeth windsor, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy

Prince philip, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter

charles windsor, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

anne lawrence [aka Princess Royal], Your ideal job is a Porn Star

[TD&H]

And the name Bloggs receives the accolade of being ideal for prime minister!

Now Bloggs remember what I've told you to do on this exercise!

And even better: PPrune=Professional Tramp!!!!

[Megaton]

HP: Brain Surgeon (obviously )
Real Name: Animal therapist....now that does make me worry!

[wub]

wub: Puppeteer

real name: unemployed

This is remarkable, how can it possibly know I'm an unemployed puppeteer?

[KM-H]

Job Predictions

KM-H: Superhero

Full Name: Village Idiot

I was worried about the first, but the second makes me feel so much better.

[steamchicken]

steamchicken= "bunjee jumper"

Full name = "prime minister"

Shorter version="prostitute"

[November4]

Real name = Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

hmmmm being ex UKMAMS.....

[Green Meat]

Green Meat: A speaking clock
[First Name]: A clown

Should I run for parliament?

[Spotting Bad Guys]

Spotting Bad Guys: Dog Walker
SBG : Mime Artist
[Real Name] : Evil Boss


Now, the last one is appealing.....I do have a light emitting ray machine we call a "laser" (cue best James Bond villain evil laugh)hah ha ha aha aha ......

SBG

[Lon More]

Lon More = Insurance Fraudster
Real Name = Anything but wnat you're doing now

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Little spooky

PPrune handle...............Gigolo

Work name...................Fluffy Bunny Trainer

Real Name................Air Steward

Know which I would prefer but know which is the most accurate

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Archimedes]

Tony Blair, your ideal job is a in a land far, far away.

Now how accurate is that ?!?

[StopStart]

Hmmm

First name = Your ideal job is a Stripper"

Full name = "." (a little concerned about that one actually)

Stopstart = "Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero"

Best I get one of the "ordinaries" to give me a run down of the rules of Kevball then......how frightful.....




PS. Oh sweet! - full name including middle name = "Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world"

I bloody knew it!

[Now a 'J' Bloke!!]

Hi Gang;

Just subjected my moniker to the aforementioned website....

Real Name...Mad Scientist

Known At Work...Hypnotist

PPrune Handle...In a land far, far away

Make of that what you will.....

Regards;
SFS

Edited for red wine spelling stains!!!

[tacpot]

Real name: Circus Freak