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WE Branch Fanatic 20th Jul 2004 23:09

Ideal Job Predictions
 
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WEBF, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
WE Branch Fanatic, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
[First name Last name], Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
[Full name], Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

What about your name, PPRuNe name, trade etc....

Some interesting ones

Geoff Hoon, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
Secretary of State for Defence, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
:( :mad: :{

Must learn to spell.

Oggin Aviator 20th Jul 2004 23:12

Oggin Aviator, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. :}

ppf 21st Jul 2004 12:20


George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising

ppf, Your ideal job is a Cowboy
ppf :rolleyes:

moku 21st Jul 2004 12:40

:O :O real name: Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. :D :D

Moku: Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker. :confused:
Full name: Your ideal job is a shoplifter :ugh:

I'll take the first offering.

Moku:E

theundisputedtopgun 21st Jul 2004 12:46

theundisputedtopgun = Your ideal job is a anything where you can kiss ass

first name = Your ideal job is a bearded lady in the circus

first name + surname = Your ideal job is a Cowboy

airborne_artist 21st Jul 2004 12:47

elizabeth windsor, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy

Prince philip, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter

charles windsor, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

anne lawrence [aka Princess Royal], Your ideal job is a Porn Star

TD&H 21st Jul 2004 13:22

And the name Bloggs receives the accolade of being ideal for prime minister!

Now Bloggs remember what I've told you to do on this exercise!

And even better: PPrune=Professional Tramp!!!!

Megaton 21st Jul 2004 13:29

HP: Brain Surgeon (obviously:p )
Real Name: Animal therapist....now that does make me worry!

wub 21st Jul 2004 13:35

wub: Puppeteer

real name: unemployed

This is remarkable, how can it possibly know I'm an unemployed puppeteer?

KM-H 21st Jul 2004 14:14

Job Predictions
 
KM-H: Superhero

Full Name: Village Idiot

I was worried about the first, but the second makes me feel so much better.

steamchicken 21st Jul 2004 14:52

steamchicken= "bunjee jumper"

Full name = "prime minister":D

Shorter version="prostitute":cool:

November4 21st Jul 2004 15:06

Real name = Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

hmmmm being ex UKMAMS.....:hmm:

Green Meat 21st Jul 2004 16:46

Green Meat: A speaking clock
[First Name]: A clown

Should I run for parliament?

Spotting Bad Guys 21st Jul 2004 16:56

Spotting Bad Guys: Dog Walker
SBG : Mime Artist
[Real Name] : Evil Boss


Now, the last one is appealing.....I do have a light emitting ray machine we call a "laser" (cue best James Bond villain evil laugh)hah ha ha aha aha ......:D

SBG

Lon More 21st Jul 2004 19:25

Lon More = Insurance Fraudster
Real Name = Anything but wnat you're doing now

Always_broken_in_wilts 21st Jul 2004 21:17

Little spooky:uhoh:

PPrune handle...............Gigolo

Work name...................Fluffy Bunny Trainer

Real Name................Air Steward

Know which I would prefer but know which is the most accurate:rolleyes:

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Archimedes 21st Jul 2004 21:54


Tony Blair, your ideal job is a in a land far, far away.

Now how accurate is that ?!? :D

StopStart 21st Jul 2004 22:18

Hmmm

First name = Your ideal job is a Stripper"

Full name = "." (a little concerned about that one actually)

Stopstart = "Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero"

Best I get one of the "ordinaries" to give me a run down of the rules of Kevball then......how frightful.....

:p


PS. Oh sweet! - full name including middle name = "Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world"

I bloody knew it!

Now a 'J' Bloke!! 22nd Jul 2004 21:05

Hi Gang;

Just subjected my moniker to the aforementioned website....

Real Name...Mad Scientist

Known At Work...Hypnotist

PPrune Handle...In a land far, far away

Make of that what you will.....:rolleyes:

Regards;
SFS:ok:

Edited for red wine spelling stains!!!:bored:

tacpot 22nd Jul 2004 22:06

Real name: Circus Freak :*


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