My favourite destination layover hmmm...anywhere in Central Africa!

I'm so excited about getting this new EFB !
Since I got it two weeks ago, I have been spending all my free time including layovers in Europe, exploring all the new functionalities, and finding some glitches which I'm currently busy gathering in a 35-page report which I will forward to all the involved departments. Looks like being a Test Pilot !

I can't wait until the pay review, even SWA got 30%!

"the seniority list is a comprehensive and trustworthy indicator of my seniority and length of service at EK"

I'm trying to work out what to do with all my days off

I believe EK deserve to reduce our layover allowance....after all, they did manage to get us 50% discount on the buffet's at all these wonderful airport hotels we now stay in!!

The EPT? Oh yeah it's great. In fact I have it right here with me.

Flight safety is promoted at the highest level

Working for Emirates feels like a warm bath, in fact its like a big family.
Sometimes they send flowers to my wife, because they know how hard it is for them to be alone just a few days a month.

Retirements coming up soon and we're staying here in Dubai.

things an emirates pilot is unlikely to say...
 

This place is getting better and better!

I have recommended this place to all my friends.

Hi Alan , glad to see you !

Oh how I regret leaving. I wish I hadn't done it so soon.

The A380 is a money making machine... we should get another 200 units...

"There is no punitive culture here"

"our overnight allowances are sooooo generous!"

"I wish the layovers and time off between trips weren't so long"

"I love wearing a Jacket in 49 degree heat"

I can't wait for Ramadan during the summer, but I also enjoy the 16 other public holidays that I get in Dubai each year.

" I actually received a response to my mail from: (insert any oxygen thief in the EGHQ)!"

I have made the biggest mistake in my life in resigning

"Isn't it great working for a company with such an honest, open and transparent culture?"