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Old 11th February 2015 | 09:04
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Given that there hasn't been enough John Deere V The Big Citroen slanging lately, I'll put in a starter for 10...The John Deere gets EVEN more efficient
Oh and the Citroen not only has door problems, but issues with the flaps, according to my engineering chums.
No doubt the Citroen fans will be along shortly
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Old 11th February 2015 | 09:44
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As long as LHR doesn't get a new runway, and slots are tight, you will have to look at this FD:



Rather than this:



Praise the Lord!
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Old 11th February 2015 | 09:59
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Fix Or Repair Daily
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Old 11th February 2015 | 10:00
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For the JD drivers that's FORD
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Old 11th February 2015 | 10:24
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My favorite was always "Found On Road Dead".... Lol
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Old 11th February 2015 | 10:32
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F&##@%*ed Over Recycled Dodge
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Old 11th February 2015 | 11:30
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... and i still like the old joke:

When the lady leaning onto the DS told her to be ex-hubby that she had always faked her orgasms, he also learned from his to be ex-CP at his retirement that the sidestick was never connected!

now what would you rather ride ........
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Old 11th February 2015 | 12:01
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I'd still rather discuss flaps and doors, fnnnrr fnnnrr, with the bird leaning on the Citroen!
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Old 11th February 2015 | 12:04
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First On Race Day
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Old 11th February 2015 | 13:14
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Just had the funniest conversation with my wife:

She is no aviation specialist, but hears some of the A v B banter among my buddies and me.
When i showed her this thread, for fun, she said that she did not quite get the drift.

"Why don't you get it, dear?"

"Well, tell me: Why does the Boeing girl lean on a French car and the Airbus one ride on an American tractor?"

"What makes you think it's that way?"

"Well, it's obvious: The slim and pretty one with the two beautiful humps must be a T7 babe and the fat one with the four ugly humps must be a 380, no?"

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Old 11th February 2015 | 14:18
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Is she blond Gloie?
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Old 11th February 2015 | 15:16
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Glofish

Haven't had such a good chuckle for some time..tell your wife she is a star!!
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Old 11th February 2015 | 21:30
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Maybe the super dumbo is more like a Lotus then?

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
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Old 11th February 2015 | 21:38
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Boeings- Built by geniuses to be flown by idiots.

Airbus - Built by idiots to be flown by geniuses.
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Old 12th February 2015 | 01:33
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Now that's being grossly unfair to Airbus
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