Just had the funniest conversation with my wife:
She is no aviation specialist, but hears some of the A v B banter among my buddies and me.
When i showed her this thread, for fun, she said that she did not quite get the drift.
"Why don't you get it, dear?"
"Well, tell me: Why does the Boeing girl lean on a French car and the Airbus one ride on an American tractor?"
"What makes you think it's that way?"
"Well, it's obvious: The slim and pretty one with the two beautiful humps must be a T7 babe and the fat one with the four ugly humps must be a 380, no?"