12 days at EK
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12 days at EK
On the First day of Christmas Emirates gave to me a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Second day of Christmas Emirates gave to me two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Third day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the fourth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the fifth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the sixth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Seventh day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Eight day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Ninth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S
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On the Tenth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, eleven corporate updates, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On twelfth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, twelve month of no bonus, plus a final warning letter, eleven corporate updates, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Second day of Christmas Emirates gave to me two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Third day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the fourth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the fifth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the sixth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Seventh day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Eight day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the Ninth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S
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On the Tenth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, eleven corporate updates, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
On twelfth day of Christmas Emirates gave to me, twelve month of no bonus, plus a final warning letter, eleven corporate updates, ten VP appointments, Nine MELs ,eight off days max a month, seven soggy sandwich packs, Six easy grade twos , five STDs, four Bangkok layovers, three contract changes and two Delhi night Turns and a lame excuse from Alan S.
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Pretty lame overall although the spirit was there. How about this:
On the twelth day of Christmas, the airline gave to me...
Twelve months of suffering,
Eleven jinglies jingling,
Ten hours min rest,
Nine managers lying,
Eight bids I wasted,
Seven indian turnarounds,
Six lebos sleazing,
Five hem a roids!
Four weeks of leave,
Three hours extension,
Two untrained FOs,
And a bull-shi-iiiit prof-fit share!
Merry Christmas to you all.
On the twelth day of Christmas, the airline gave to me...
Twelve months of suffering,
Eleven jinglies jingling,
Ten hours min rest,
Nine managers lying,
Eight bids I wasted,
Seven indian turnarounds,
Six lebos sleazing,
Five hem a roids!
Four weeks of leave,
Three hours extension,
Two untrained FOs,
And a bull-shi-iiiit prof-fit share!
Merry Christmas to you all.
