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Old 6th Nov 2010, 14:01
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I love Dubai because...

luxury cars are affordable

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Old 6th Nov 2010, 14:05
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No tax..
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 14:29
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I Love Dubai because

after being charged salik I get to use all 7 lanes of SZR in quick succession, to make the exit I nearly missed, without using any indicators.



In my luxury car.
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 14:36
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I love Dubai because people are so dumb they think there are no taxes...as they drive their luxury cars under the Salik gates.



*Salik is the electronic road toll, for those fortunate enough not to live in Dubai*
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 14:52
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,,,Burger King has delivery
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'cos beating your wife is perfectly legal, as long as you leave no marks.
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...I don't have to set my alarm for the 450AM wake up.
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 16:18
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pool...'cos beating your wife is perfectly legal, as long as you leave no marks.
LOL.. Haven't laughed so hard for so long.. Now I'm gonna have to put in some extra effort in not making a fool out of myself while making PA on my way to Dubai tomorrow. Great stuff!!
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because for the next 4 weeks DXB is 12,132 kms away!
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 17:08
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I love Dubai

I don't have to set my alarm for the 450AM wake up. LOL LMFAO LOL. Greast that is great one. I had a good day but this made it perfect
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 17:41
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"I love Dubai because people are so dumb they think there are no taxes...as they drive their luxury cars under the Salik gates."

I love Dubai. I meet a lot of guys who assume that everything will be handed over to them for free because they were promised a tax free SALARY.

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Old 6th Nov 2010, 18:46
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I Dont!!!!
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 19:02
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I love Dubai because ..........................................................wa it, i'm thinking.................................................... .....stil thinking..........i'll get back to you on this one............................................
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 19:18
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I used to love Dubai 1977-1989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are now welcome to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 6th Nov 2010, 19:21
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... because some day I'll be LEAVING this place.

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Old 6th Nov 2010, 19:32
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Tony Mab

How right you are !

It was 3rd world then but at least it was happy and friendly

Now well ... 3rd .... no maybe 4th

and its miserable

But we;ll blame it all on the recession

Roll on the days of things that don't need Gasoline !!

S.L.
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..because i am not working there anymore
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Cause they're trying to get from barbarism to decadency without any step in between.
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