I love Dubai because...
 

luxury cars are affordable:cool:

No tax.. :E

People in all shapes, colours and sizes manage NOT to kill each other. :cool:

I Love Dubai because
 

after being charged salik I get to use all 7 lanes of SZR in quick succession, to make the exit I nearly missed, without using any indicators.



In my luxury car. ;););)

I love Dubai because people are so dumb they think there are no taxes...as they drive their luxury cars under the Salik gates.



*Salik is the electronic road toll, for those fortunate enough not to live in Dubai*

,,,Burger King has delivery:ooh:

'cos beating your wife is perfectly legal, as long as you leave no marks.

Women know their place!:}

...I don't have to set my alarm for the 450AM wake up.

LOL..:D Haven't laughed so hard for so long.. Now I'm gonna have to put in some extra effort in not making a fool out of myself while making PA on my way to Dubai tomorrow. Great stuff!!

because for the next 4 weeks DXB is 12,132 kms away!

I love Dubai
 

I don't have to set my alarm for the 450AM wake up. LOL LMFAO LOL. Greast that is great one. I had a good day but this made it perfect:D:ok:

"I love Dubai because people are so dumb they think there are no taxes...as they drive their luxury cars under the Salik gates."

I love Dubai. I meet a lot of guys who assume that everything will be handed over to them for free because they were promised a tax free SALARY.

:ugh:

I Dont!!!!

I love Dubai because ..........................................................wa it, i'm thinking.................................................... .....stil thinking..........i'll get back to you on this one............................................

I used to love Dubai 1977-1989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are now welcome to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... because some day I'll be LEAVING this place.

K

Tony Mab

How right you are !

It was 3rd world then but at least it was happy and friendly

Now well ... 3rd .... no maybe 4th

and its miserable

But we;ll blame it all on the recession

Roll on the days of things that don't need Gasoline !! :ok:

S.L.

..because i am not working there anymore

Cause they're trying to get from barbarism to decadency without any step in between.