EK checklist
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From: camelshitcity
EK checklist
without delay perform the following actions:
APPLICATION SENT YES OR NO
if YES
APPLICATION .................................withdraw
if NO continue with deferred items
If already called for interview
INTERVIEW ....................................refuse
if ALREADY INTERVIEWED
did you pass the interview YES or NO?
if YES
OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT .................refuse
This will prevent regrets and sorrow. Consider accepting only if really desperate or/and in extreme conditions i.e. bankrupcy.
if NO
continue with deferred items
deferred items
Keep your job and proceed with your normal life. Celebrate going out for a drink with friends touching the asses of as many girls as you can and cursing the government as you like.
APPLICATION SENT YES OR NO
if YES
APPLICATION .................................withdraw
if NO continue with deferred items
If already called for interview
INTERVIEW ....................................refuse
if ALREADY INTERVIEWED
did you pass the interview YES or NO?
if YES
OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT .................refuse
This will prevent regrets and sorrow. Consider accepting only if really desperate or/and in extreme conditions i.e. bankrupcy.
if NO
continue with deferred items
deferred items
Keep your job and proceed with your normal life. Celebrate going out for a drink with friends touching the asses of as many girls as you can and cursing the government as you like.
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From: Anywhere there are cats to chase.
Nice, but we are HAPPY here.
Try joining when you're unemployed or working for a winged money laundering operation.
Or shovelling snow six months a year...
I like it here.
If you don't, GO HOME!
Thank you.
T
Try joining when you're unemployed or working for a winged money laundering operation.
Or shovelling snow six months a year...
I like it here.
If you don't, GO HOME!
Thank you.
T
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From: camelshitcity
DXB emergency escape
condition
you find your self stuck in DXB
BANK ACCOUNT....................................empty
CAR....................................................sell
this may be prevented by the economical disaster
when in a LAYOVER
Uniform .............................................. fold on bed
Sign " keep discovering".......................... prepare and set
MAX VIS location is near the uniform.
Room ................................................. abandon
this may be prevented by many different factor i.e family
LIFE....................................................enjo y
you find your self stuck in DXB
BANK ACCOUNT....................................empty
CAR....................................................sell
this may be prevented by the economical disaster
when in a LAYOVER
Uniform .............................................. fold on bed
Sign " keep discovering".......................... prepare and set
MAX VIS location is near the uniform.
Room ................................................. abandon
this may be prevented by many different factor i.e family
LIFE....................................................enjo y
Last edited by sheikmyarse; 6th April 2010 at 17:58.
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From: camelshitcity
It's a hybrid between a shower and a shovel..mate. It is a new hitech shovel that when you are finished shovelling tranforms into shower... et voila!
Sorry if my english ain't perfect mate.
I wish I was so FOS that I could choose a nick name like yours... White Knight? WTF??? Who are you a KKC member?
I'm gone... I'm not gone... who knows?
Sorry if my english ain't perfect mate.
I wish I was so FOS that I could choose a nick name like yours... White Knight? WTF??? Who are you a KKC member?
I'm gone... I'm not gone... who knows?
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From: los angeles
Hello all,
Well I'm one that is hoping and waiting for a call from "E".
Let me explain, I've applied to every carrier here in the US. Regionals are hiring, but I have to many hrs.
They know that anyone with over 4,5,6000 hrs will jump ship as soon as another carrier offers you a position (cost to much to train n go). Airtran is only calling guys with over 9000+, or Fur. Midwest right now, same with Allegiant.
I've done foreign temp. contracts...good experience! But that has dried up also. China is at a standstill with certain A/C types....if you can belive that.
SO, with that said everyone is entited to thier beliefs and I for one am thankful to everyone that posts here.
So I'm one hoping and waiting for a call from "E"
Well I'm one that is hoping and waiting for a call from "E".
Let me explain, I've applied to every carrier here in the US. Regionals are hiring, but I have to many hrs.
They know that anyone with over 4,5,6000 hrs will jump ship as soon as another carrier offers you a position (cost to much to train n go). Airtran is only calling guys with over 9000+, or Fur. Midwest right now, same with Allegiant.
I've done foreign temp. contracts...good experience! But that has dried up also. China is at a standstill with certain A/C types....if you can belive that.
SO, with that said everyone is entited to thier beliefs and I for one am thankful to everyone that posts here.
So I'm one hoping and waiting for a call from "E"
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From: Boldly going where no split infinitive has gone before..
You realise that starting a new thread because you thought this one was deleted makes you look even stupider than these hysterical posts, don't you sheik?
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From: Boldly going where no split infinitive has gone before..
MAT,
He doesn't even work for EK any more.
I think it's all a massive rationalisation campaign to convince himself he's done the right thing leaving.
If he's in a better situation now, good luck to him. But is this cr@p really neccessary?
He doesn't even work for EK any more.
I think it's all a massive rationalisation campaign to convince himself he's done the right thing leaving.
If he's in a better situation now, good luck to him. But is this cr@p really neccessary?
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From: nowhere and everywhere
Wiz,
Yes , i think that sharing our experience is important , mostly to avoid others to do the same mistakes , thats how things are moving forward...
Who wants to create an airline with ex-ek ?
Yes , i think that sharing our experience is important , mostly to avoid others to do the same mistakes , thats how things are moving forward...
Who wants to create an airline with ex-ek ?
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From: Boldly going where no split infinitive has gone before..
Fair enough Max. So is Sheik wants to post sensible, factual information about EK, or anything else, he's welcome to it.
If he thinks what he is now posting is funny, he's wrong.
If he thinks it's informative (about anything other than his own Physcy) he is wrong also.
If he thinks what he is now posting is funny, he's wrong.
If he thinks it's informative (about anything other than his own Physcy) he is wrong also.
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From: Dubai
Wizofoz,
This thread started out as a humorous, novel way for one man to express his feelings about EK. If you find it funny, smile. If not, move on. For reasons that are not quite clear, you seem to have turned it into something very personal.
With regard to your request for his posts to be sensible and factual, well quite frankly, if we were to apply that standard consistently, we might as well shut the whole site down.
In short, play the ball, not the man.
SM
Ps: With regard to your earlier post describing Sheikmyarse as "stupider"; the preferred comparative and superlative forms of "stupid" are "more stupid" and "most stupid".
This thread started out as a humorous, novel way for one man to express his feelings about EK. If you find it funny, smile. If not, move on. For reasons that are not quite clear, you seem to have turned it into something very personal.
With regard to your request for his posts to be sensible and factual, well quite frankly, if we were to apply that standard consistently, we might as well shut the whole site down.
In short, play the ball, not the man.
SM
Ps: With regard to your earlier post describing Sheikmyarse as "stupider"; the preferred comparative and superlative forms of "stupid" are "more stupid" and "most stupid".