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sheikmyarse 6th April 2010 14:19

EK checklist
 
without delay perform the following actions:

APPLICATION SENT YES OR NO
if YES

APPLICATION .................................withdraw

if NO continue with deferred items

If already called for interview

INTERVIEW ....................................refuse


if ALREADY INTERVIEWED

did you pass the interview YES or NO?

if YES

OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT .................refuse

This will prevent regrets and sorrow. Consider accepting only if really desperate or/and in extreme conditions i.e. bankrupcy.

if NO

continue with deferred items

deferred items

Keep your job and proceed with your normal life. Celebrate going out for a drink with friends touching the asses of as many girls as you can and cursing the government as you like.

Snake man 6th April 2010 14:28

SMA,

That was actually really funny, well done!
Can you design a checklist for how to get out of here, once in?

SM

troff 6th April 2010 14:48

Nice, but we are HAPPY here.
Try joining when you're unemployed or working for a winged money laundering operation.
Or shovelling snow six months a year...
I like it here.
If you don't, GO HOME!
Thank you.
T

sheikmyarse 6th April 2010 14:52

DXB emergency escape
 
condition

you find your self stuck in DXB

BANK ACCOUNT....................................empty
CAR....................................................sell

this may be prevented by the economical disaster

when in a LAYOVER

Uniform .............................................. fold on bed
Sign " keep discovering".......................... prepare and set

MAX VIS location is near the uniform.

Room ................................................. abandon

this may be prevented by many different factor i.e family


LIFE....................................................enjo y

sheikmyarse 6th April 2010 14:58

Troff
 
You don't have to convince me... but your self.
Wish you a nice summer...believe me..better the showel!!

alwayzinit 6th April 2010 16:30

Sheik mate didn't you leave??

White Knight 6th April 2010 16:42

SMY - you're a painful person:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Nor am I trying to convince you - glad you're gone:ugh::ugh::ugh:



Oh yeah - what's a SHOWEL??????????

sheikmyarse 6th April 2010 17:51

It's a hybrid between a shower and a shovel..mate. It is a new hitech shovel that when you are finished shovelling tranforms into shower... et voila!
Sorry if my english ain't perfect mate.
I wish I was so FOS that I could choose a nick name like yours... White Knight? WTF??? Who are you a KKC member?
I'm gone... I'm not gone... who knows?

sheikmyarse 6th April 2010 18:03

You really don't appreciate what you have until you get something worse...habibi.

johnrico 6th April 2010 18:23

Hello all,

Well I'm one that is hoping and waiting for a call from "E".
Let me explain, I've applied to every carrier here in the US. Regionals are hiring, but I have to many hrs.
They know that anyone with over 4,5,6000 hrs will jump ship as soon as another carrier offers you a position (cost to much to train n go). Airtran is only calling guys with over 9000+, or Fur. Midwest right now, same with Allegiant.
I've done foreign temp. contracts...good experience! But that has dried up also. China is at a standstill with certain A/C types....if you can belive that.
SO, with that said everyone is entited to thier beliefs and I for one am thankful to everyone that posts here.
So I'm one hoping and waiting for a call from "E"

White Knight 6th April 2010 18:52

SMY - you describe a TOOL so well:E:E

troff 7th April 2010 09:33

JR check your PM's

MATMAX 7th April 2010 09:51

WK or maybe WC ,
for one time , a pilot knows about a tool ...
be careful not to make your white dress dirty with it...
SMY , jete un oeil a tes PM.
Salut.

Wizofoz 7th April 2010 17:37

You realise that starting a new thread because you thought this one was deleted makes you look even stupider than these hysterical posts, don't you sheik?

MATMAX 7th April 2010 23:37

he is just really pi..ed off of the s..t that has been put in front of him ... human factors ...do you know what i am talking about ?

Wizofoz 8th April 2010 04:38

MAT,

He doesn't even work for EK any more.

I think it's all a massive rationalisation campaign to convince himself he's done the right thing leaving.

If he's in a better situation now, good luck to him. But is this cr@p really neccessary?

MATMAX 8th April 2010 09:06

Wiz,
Yes , i think that sharing our experience is important , mostly to avoid others to do the same mistakes , thats how things are moving forward...
Who wants to create an airline with ex-ek ?

Wizofoz 8th April 2010 10:58

Fair enough Max. So is Sheik wants to post sensible, factual information about EK, or anything else, he's welcome to it.

If he thinks what he is now posting is funny, he's wrong.

If he thinks it's informative (about anything other than his own Physcy) he is wrong also.

White Knight 8th April 2010 12:43

Well Wiz - I suppose this is just the kind of thing Matmax would find funny!! Well, he is french after all:rolleyes:

Max - why on earth would I be wearing a 'white dress'???????

Snake man 8th April 2010 12:47

Wizofoz,

This thread started out as a humorous, novel way for one man to express his feelings about EK. If you find it funny, smile. If not, move on. For reasons that are not quite clear, you seem to have turned it into something very personal.

With regard to your request for his posts to be sensible and factual, well quite frankly, if we were to apply that standard consistently, we might as well shut the whole site down.

In short, play the ball, not the man.

SM

Ps: With regard to your earlier post describing Sheikmyarse as "stupider"; the preferred comparative and superlative forms of "stupid" are "more stupid" and "most stupid".


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