Single Life At Emirates
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hey gf has some of that too. only uglier, older, and usually the leftovers from failed ek, ey interviews
Bahrain in the 90's was like one long college fraternity party. Unfortunately a lot of the frat moved to Dubai
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EGGW thanks for the advice
As a moderator aren't you supposed to moderate ? What about this guy reducing indian girls to curry smell and lebanese to prostitutes ? Come on, you don't have to talk that way in public, as you said, you can do it during one of your booze session. Just be decent please.
As a moderator aren't you supposed to moderate ? What about this guy reducing indian girls to curry smell and lebanese to prostitutes ? Come on, you don't have to talk that way in public, as you said, you can do it during one of your booze session. Just be decent please.
"As a moderator aren't you supposed to moderate ? What about this guy reducing indian girls to curry smell and lebanese to prostitutes ? Come on, you don't have to talk that way in public, as you said, you can do it during one of your booze session. Just be decent please."
Lighten up sispanys ria.
Lighten up sispanys ria.
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OK, I'll do the "right of reply" on behalf of "the goirls" of all ethnic and regional varieties.
Do you know how many types of orgasms flight attendants have?
The answer is four.
1. There's the affirmation orgasm: "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!"
2. The denial orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
3. The holy orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
4. ... and last by not least, the fake orgasm: "Oh Captain! Oh Captain! Oh Captain!"
True as this may or may not be, sadly, for the girls, the men get the last word, for the standard answer to #4 by 99.9% of males is: "Who cares?"
...and sispanys ria; if you're male, lighten up, mate.
Do you know how many types of orgasms flight attendants have?
The answer is four.
1. There's the affirmation orgasm: "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!"
2. The denial orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
3. The holy orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
4. ... and last by not least, the fake orgasm: "Oh Captain! Oh Captain! Oh Captain!"
True as this may or may not be, sadly, for the girls, the men get the last word, for the standard answer to #4 by 99.9% of males is: "Who cares?"
...and sispanys ria; if you're male, lighten up, mate.
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Loool
The funniest post I've read in like forever... It's like something straight outta Monty Python...can imagin em running through the list with the accents n' all...
But you never mentioned the stuck uo Lebos who speak pidgin French to try to disassociate themselves from the other Arabs.
I'm still laughinh, Cracked me up..
But you never mentioned the stuck uo Lebos who speak pidgin French to try to disassociate themselves from the other Arabs.
I'm still laughinh, Cracked me up..
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Mulla!! onya!
Must know each other fairly closely for you to quote JE (RIP) as there arent many that know that one... and gotta agree with all your extra nationalities...
Hey life is too short to get too serious about this stuff... it takes two to tango and most of it is harmless fun...
the fact that girls complain about how hard it is to find a nice guy in DXB is due to the other girls!! come back to the real world and it is hard yakka to get lucky as in DXB girls can escape any bad rep they get...
And does the 'air synapsis' sispanys ria handle mean any thing or am I dumb? maybe like ... air head???
Hey life is too short to get too serious about this stuff... it takes two to tango and most of it is harmless fun...
the fact that girls complain about how hard it is to find a nice guy in DXB is due to the other girls!! come back to the real world and it is hard yakka to get lucky as in DXB girls can escape any bad rep they get...
And does the 'air synapsis' sispanys ria handle mean any thing or am I dumb? maybe like ... air head???
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krypton??
Krypton?
Krypton??
Krypton???
You became awfully quiet after your first post.
Anyway - as you can see: Dubai is pure hell for the single male. Only beaten by Tehran. (Believe me: You have no concept of whats happening at the parties there).
Sexist? Racist?? So???
A wise man once said: An absence of stereotypes indicates a lack of critical judgement.
Krypton??
Krypton???
You became awfully quiet after your first post.
Anyway - as you can see: Dubai is pure hell for the single male. Only beaten by Tehran. (Believe me: You have no concept of whats happening at the parties there).
Sexist? Racist?? So???
A wise man once said: An absence of stereotypes indicates a lack of critical judgement.
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What's worse is my own kind are in that list. Can you guess which?
Talking childish crap like you do is one thing, being proud of it is another. I'm not asking you to be a gentleman, but just to be little bit more respectful towards people not sharing what you call an open minded point of view.
If this list describes all of the girls you've met in your life, I must say I'm really sorry for you buddy. By the way you compare French & Moroccan, I can say you never tried any of them, even if you seem to go for anything with a pussy !
Anyway, once you finished spraying your legacy on "the meat" you entertained using some cash, you must be a very lonely guy. Keep that way and your heart will be as empty as your balls, bed and wallet.
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Now this is good humor. I flew with a CC recently telling me about the "nice guy" that lives in Millenium with a large balcony including a hot tub 
That must be one busy elevator....Does he need a lifeguard for hire? I'm available for some charity work...
That must be one busy elevator....Does he need a lifeguard for hire? I'm available for some charity work...
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it is so refreshing to have this thread in pprune.lately pprune has been bit boring.guys lets learn from mullah,there is more to talk about in pprune than slagging management over and over again.
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I just happened upon this post whilst searching for information on something else. LOVED Mullah's summary - so accurate and so funny. (And delightfully politically incorrect!)
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Oh for heaven's sake..there's always some sis(sy) who wants to throw cold water on a hot (and hilarilous) posting!
In the first few years in the sandpit, you have a tendency to be a bit racist..comes with the frustration of dealing with the intitial bureaucracy. Afetr that, most people ease towards realism and pragmatism. That's simply the way it is...and you learn to deal with it.
Sis...tell us which part of Mullah's post is not close to the truth? Yes, albeit a hint of stereotype....but pretty damn accurate if you ask me after 10 years in the region.
In the first few years in the sandpit, you have a tendency to be a bit racist..comes with the frustration of dealing with the intitial bureaucracy. Afetr that, most people ease towards realism and pragmatism. That's simply the way it is...and you learn to deal with it.
Sis...tell us which part of Mullah's post is not close to the truth? Yes, albeit a hint of stereotype....but pretty damn accurate if you ask me after 10 years in the region.
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Dear Moderator...
Another big plane small zick case! So common in EK.
Still I'm stunned by the level of ethics and morality shown in this masterpiece
I suggest the moderator to start moderating what really needs to be moderated. Racist content for a start.
Is this aviation related? I'll make it so. Recent studies confirm that moral integrity and ethics plays a role in the way you act in critical moments... I think you have a problem but you are far from being alone.. mate!
Still I'm stunned by the level of ethics and morality shown in this masterpiece
I suggest the moderator to start moderating what really needs to be moderated. Racist content for a start.
Is this aviation related? I'll make it so. Recent studies confirm that moral integrity and ethics plays a role in the way you act in critical moments... I think you have a problem but you are far from being alone.. mate!