OK, I'll do the "right of reply" on behalf of "the goirls" of all ethnic and regional varieties.
Do you know how many types of orgasms flight attendants have?
The answer is four.
1. There's the affirmation orgasm: "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!"
2. The denial orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
3. The holy orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
4. ... and last by not least, the fake orgasm: "Oh Captain! Oh Captain! Oh Captain!"
True as this may or may not be, sadly, for the girls, the men get the last word, for the standard answer to #4 by 99.9% of males is: "Who cares?"
...and sispanys ria; if you're male, lighten up, mate.