Any Aussies in EY ?
RFN
I guess you noticed that most of the interesting comments were not from those at EY, but were from the QR cabin crew types of the local brand.
It would seem that guys in EY are working quite hard at the moment. Management there, and terms and conditions seem pretty close to the rest of the Gulfs airlines. There is another thread somewhere here where the EY bunch were discussing Accom and house ownership etc....well worth a search and look.
Found this and thought it would help Bangers and team understand what was going on, but see that their posts have been removed.
Once upon a time in the kingdom of heaven, God went missing for
6 days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed, a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I have
made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"
"It's a Planet!" replied god, "and I have put LIFE on it,
I am going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a place of great balance"
"Balance?" inquired Michael still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth.
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. The
Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I have placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people"
God Continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call
this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South
America will be poor and hot and friendly. Can you see the Balance?
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by God's work. Then he
pointed to a large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah" said God. "That's Australia, the most glorious place
on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an
exquisite coastline. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous,
and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely
sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout
the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I am also going to give them
super-human, undefeatable cricket, rugby, tennis, swimming and golf players
who will be admired and feared by all who comes across them.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed
"But you said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely "wait until you see the ugly, whinging,
sheep rooting kiwi b@stards I am putting next to them!"
No doubt this has been seen before in different guise.
Don
I guess you noticed that most of the interesting comments were not from those at EY, but were from the QR cabin crew types of the local brand.
It would seem that guys in EY are working quite hard at the moment. Management there, and terms and conditions seem pretty close to the rest of the Gulfs airlines. There is another thread somewhere here where the EY bunch were discussing Accom and house ownership etc....well worth a search and look.
Found this and thought it would help Bangers and team understand what was going on, but see that their posts have been removed.
Once upon a time in the kingdom of heaven, God went missing for
6 days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed, a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I have
made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"
"It's a Planet!" replied god, "and I have put LIFE on it,
I am going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a place of great balance"
"Balance?" inquired Michael still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth.
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. The
Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I have placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people"
God Continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call
this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South
America will be poor and hot and friendly. Can you see the Balance?
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by God's work. Then he
pointed to a large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah" said God. "That's Australia, the most glorious place
on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an
exquisite coastline. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous,
and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely
sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout
the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I am also going to give them
super-human, undefeatable cricket, rugby, tennis, swimming and golf players
who will be admired and feared by all who comes across them.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed
"But you said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely "wait until you see the ugly, whinging,
sheep rooting kiwi b@stards I am putting next to them!"
No doubt this has been seen before in different guise.
Don
