Working in the airline industry
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Working in the airline industry
Thought this was funny;
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts. Like prostitutes
2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed. Like a prostitute
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like a prostitute
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute
REMARKS The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the airline industry please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like a prostitute!
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts. Like prostitutes
2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed. Like a prostitute
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like a prostitute
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute
REMARKS The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the airline industry please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like a prostitute!
well done
