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One Ive heard from the crewroom . .
A Herc captain whilst boarding points to his luggage on the pan and tells the loadie " Loadmaster, my luggage "
On arrival at some far flung place the captain is unable to find his cases
Captain " Loadie where are my suitcases ?"
To which the loadie replies " Probably still on the pan where you pointed them out "
A Herc captain whilst boarding points to his luggage on the pan and tells the loadie " Loadmaster, my luggage "
On arrival at some far flung place the captain is unable to find his cases
Captain " Loadie where are my suitcases ?"
To which the loadie replies " Probably still on the pan where you pointed them out "
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I must say I do like this one......
I've personally had to use a catering lorry to offload the crew from a freighter before, all because there was a big step (50cm) out of the a/c.
The stairs were broken and we were unable to raise them any higher.
I've personally had to use a catering lorry to offload the crew from a freighter before, all because there was a big step (50cm) out of the a/c.
The stairs were broken and we were unable to raise them any higher.
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Variation on a theme.......
..........Captain of C130 says to Loadie after landing off an airdrop sortie: ''seen my hat anywhere, Loadie?''
''It was on the load last time I saw it , Skip!!''
Cheers all,
mcdhu
..........Captain of C130 says to Loadie after landing off an airdrop sortie: ''seen my hat anywhere, Loadie?''
''It was on the load last time I saw it , Skip!!''
Cheers all,
mcdhu
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From: Brisbane, Australia
Another variation. (I wasn't the perpetrator but I did witness it).
Very pukka BOAC captain walks into tin-shed terminal at BNE and says to stressed check-in agent:
I say traffic, will our bags be all right out there on the footpath?
Yes Captain. They'll still be there when you get to Singapore.
(In memory of Russell)
Very pukka BOAC captain walks into tin-shed terminal at BNE and says to stressed check-in agent:
I say traffic, will our bags be all right out there on the footpath?
Yes Captain. They'll still be there when you get to Singapore.
(In memory of Russell)
